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YODA
04-May-2003, 09:28 PM
Anyone in the UK watching this?
My missus & kids are obsessed with it.
That Anthony Worral Lardarse really gets on my mamarries.
Fash and his crappy kung fu get my goat too.
And that farce last night with them all threatening to walk out! HA!
If I was the producer I'd have a 2nd batch of celebs in the wings & just kick 'em all out.
Ahem - - not that I'm watching it or anything :Angel:
Fash is a knob !! He is soooo embarrasing ...
'FOCUS'
'COME ON !'
:D
YODA
04-May-2003, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by Jay
Fash is a knob !! He is soooo embarrasing ...
'FOCUS'
'COME ON !'
:D
Yeah - I've got a shin kick here I'd like to focus on his thigh :woo: :woo: :woo:
Andy Murray
04-May-2003, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by YODA
Fash and his crappy kung fu get my goat too.
I know, I know!
Control, focus,control,focus *barf*
What's the story with William Hague and MA btw. He mentioned doing something on 'Have I got news for you'?
YODA
04-May-2003, 10:58 PM
I think he may have had a Judo lesson once - or at least been in the sports centre when there was a Judo class on.
Spike
05-May-2003, 02:15 AM
If he`s so bad, why don`t you write a story exposing the rubbish he`s talking, sell it to the papers, donate the money to the site?
II would but I don`t know what he`s saying since I don`t watch telly
Andy Murray
05-May-2003, 02:59 AM
Gimme da number!
I'll fight fash to da death!
Fash is being a right t!t on that show. He's an example of what every martial artist shouldn't be! Flashy, arrogant and a gimp. It was very satisfing watching him cr@pping himself in the snake pit :)
Andy Murray
05-May-2003, 03:15 AM
What's a 'Gimp' Sarah? :D
Watch 'I'm a Celebrity', and you'll see several in action :D
Or is gimp just another Welsh word that no-one else has heard of? :)
YODA
05-May-2003, 06:00 AM
Originally posted by Kyokushin_girl
Watch 'I'm a Celebrity', and you'll see several in action :D
Or is gimp just another Welsh word that no-one else has heard of? :)
I think there may be more than one translation :D
Mo Lung
05-May-2003, 07:22 AM
What the hell are you lot on about!?
YODA
05-May-2003, 08:00 AM
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/celebrity/index.php
BlackRaven
05-May-2003, 08:38 AM
Originally posted by Andy Murray
What's the story with William Hague and MA btw. He mentioned doing something on 'Have I got news for you'?
Jeet Kune Do also got a mention on the show :D
YODA
05-May-2003, 09:05 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooooo..............
LOL! :D
Don't worry Yoda... I can't see William Hauge in Lycra!
YODA
05-May-2003, 03:31 PM
((((Shudder))))
Mo Lung
06-May-2003, 03:43 AM
Oh lord...
Haha!
Hey, it could be worse, it could have been Anne Widecombe! :eek:
pgm316
06-May-2003, 10:39 AM
There sad people, shows like are always filled with second rate celebraties, so desperate to revive there flagging careers they'll do something so desperate!
I wouldn't vote any out, you can leave em there for me! :D
Freeform
08-May-2003, 11:28 AM
Why do you insist on watching this crap?
I very rarely watch TV cause I'm either training, studying or MAPping ;) Did catch 5 mins of it on Tuesday night though and its a big pile of b*ll*cks!
Why don't they spend the money on a live action version of Celebrity DeathMatch!!!!!!!! :D
Col
YODA
08-May-2003, 11:30 AM
My problem is that when I'm MAping the TV is out of the corner of my left eye and I can here it. Hmmmm...... headphones - now THAT's an idea bt I bet the missus would frown on it. She emailed me from my laptop the other day just to errr.... get the message across. She was sat 10 feet away LOL!
Freeform
08-May-2003, 04:16 PM
I was wondering how you fit it all in Dave, you train more than I do. Was begining to think that you don't actually sleep! :D
johndoch
08-May-2003, 04:19 PM
who is that catalina is she a celebrity? I've never heard of her before??:confused:
Adam
08-May-2003, 04:27 PM
Why don't they spend the money on a live action version of Celebrity DeathMatch!!!!!!!!
Best television idea I've heard in years! I'd actually watch this if it involved pain and humiliation for the annoying TV celebrities that seem to sprout everywhere like fungi.
My dream match: Mike Tyson vs Bill Gates. That'll teach him to take oh-so-much of my young life away trying to make his shoddy systems work! (Gates, that is, not Tyson.)
YODA
08-May-2003, 05:58 PM
An easy win
Bill Gates in round 2 - Strangulation by online license activation!
YODA
11-May-2003, 08:33 PM
Anyone watching right now?
John Fash just had to keep his head in a tank full of eels & goldfish for 4min.
Personally I wouldn't have found it a problem - BUT the thing that has p1ssed me off is that at the end they emptied the tank all over the floor - eels and goldfish included. They made NO attempt to save these poor creatures - the eels would have been ok but the goldfish died for sure.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR......................
Could have been worse, they could have been kept aside to be stuffed down Linda's pants!
They do seem to treat animals a bit cruelly on the show
YODA
11-May-2003, 09:20 PM
I'd volunteer for THAT job :D
Andy Murray
11-May-2003, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by YODA
John Fash just had to keep his head in a tank full of eels & goldfish for 4min.
I was expecting a photoshopped pic of two goldfish in a tank with Fash, and Splish saying to Splash "This guy's a nob".
You're slipping Yoda :D
Goldfish number 3 had more personality than Fash.
Anyone recognise Fash's style of MA btw?
Isn't it Sum Ting Dum Style Kung Fu?
Andy Murray
11-May-2003, 11:23 PM
He He :D
Personally, I think Wayne Sleep could kick his ass!
You're not going to like this, but Fash practices Wing Chun :woo:
Andy Murray
12-May-2003, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by Kyokushin_girl
You're not going to like this, but Fash practices Wing Chun :woo:
Really???
So what's the stuff he does on the show then?
Looks more like Stavit to me!
Maybe he's a secret Stavit practioner, and he's so deadly if he even mentions that he does Stavit, his opponent will drop dead on the spot?
Or maybe he's just a prat? :D
Cougar_v203
12-May-2003, 06:51 PM
or maybe hes just a loser.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! I'M A B*TCH!!
Well... you said it, not me! :D
Spike
12-May-2003, 10:34 PM
"Looks more like Stavit to me!"
he`s that good?!
Cougar_v203
12-May-2003, 11:26 PM
Well... you said it, not me!
you know what....*pow*
Cougar_v203
13-May-2003, 12:29 AM
o god i'm starting to act like my friend...is that a bad thing? ;)
I don't know you're friend, but yes :D
YODA
13-May-2003, 07:06 AM
Well - Phil won which is great news for one reason only - he's not John Fashanu :D
Cougar_v203
13-May-2003, 12:43 PM
my friend is crazier than i am thats all i have to say.
Freeform
13-May-2003, 03:32 PM
Just heard on the radio that alot of the flowers in the surroundings were fake, there were fibreglass rocks and that they had a tarp to keep the rain off of them!
Wimps.
They were complaining in the paper that they were only fed 500 carlories a day... I think that was 500 carlories too much! :D
Cougar_v203
14-May-2003, 12:15 AM
500 calories of what? Spam?
500 calories of food!
Have you tasted Spam? I'd rather eat John Fashanu's punchbag! :(
YODA
14-May-2003, 06:57 AM
An interesting point is they all lost weight in there exept the model - who gained weight!
Cougar_v203
14-May-2003, 01:00 PM
do you mean anna nicole smith? :D
Spike
15-May-2003, 02:25 AM
"Just heard on the radio that alot of the flowers in the surroundings were fake, there were fibreglass rocks and that they had a tarp to keep the rain off of them!
Wimps."
You`re dead right, I think the TV companies should follow up the success of "SAS are you tough enough?" with a new series "Mossad are you tough enough?"
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