KickChick
29-Apr-2003, 11:43 PM
.... the two Arabs who boarded a flight out of London. One took a windowseat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Justbefore takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggledhis toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a Coke."
"Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat.
I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up theAmerican's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with theCoke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really likeone, too." Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe
and spat in it. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long
must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This
hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing
in Cokes?"
After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggledhis toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a Coke."
"Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat.
I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up theAmerican's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with theCoke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really likeone, too." Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe
and spat in it. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long
must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This
hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing
in Cokes?"