The best Star Trek Captain!

[Freeform]

Who in your opinion was the best Star Trek Captain?


Captain Archer - Goody two-shoes who doesn't understand whats going on and gets frustrated. Although he did manage to gain loyalty from a Vulcan!


Captain Pyke - Outsmarted a bunch of illusion projecting aliens and.... no ...wait that was all.


Captain Kirk - Who's mission plan normally went 'Beam in, identify sexy female alien, beat up everyone between me and sexy female alien, have sex with sexy female alien, beat everyone up again. Beam up. Visit Doc Bones.


Captain Sulu - Who always cleaned up Kirks mess and never got any of the credit :(


Captain Picard - The thinker, could normally talk situations down. Not interested in sexy female aliens.


Captain Ryker - (Ok he was only a Capt. for 2 episodes but who cares). Like Kirk but always brings the Enterprise home broken.


Captain Sisko - Doesn't care about sexy female aliens or thinking. You cross him and he'll stick a Quantum torpedo up your ass!


Captain Janeway - She got lost. And had stupid hair.

[YODA]

Captain Kirk - Who's mission plan normally went 'Beam in, identify sexy female alien, beat up everyone between me and sexy female alien, have sex with sexy female alien, beat everyone up again. Beam up. Visit Doc Bones.

Sounds good to me :D

[Greyghost]

Definately Sisko.......he's like "Shaft" in space....

Cue the dodgy retorts regarding Shaft!!!

[YODA]

Fnaar fnaar

[morphus]

Gorra be James Tiberius (spelling??) Kirk - he's the man.;)

[gingerninja]

Worf - he commands the Defiant, hence is the ship's captain.

He works a modified Kirk system of kill it, sh*g it, sh*g it, Kill it, get drunk, pick fight.

[Cooler]

Well it has to be Picard as us baldies have to stick together :D
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Cooler

[hongkongfuey]

Well it has to be Picard as us baldies have to stick together


Bald ugly bloke - and Picard is not much better.

Has to be Kirk. Captain Pyke has to be the dumbest (the actor, anyway) - I'll not carry on doing Star Trek because some 'proper work' came up!

[Greyghost]

yeah...him and Geoge Lazenby must have went to school together.

[Freeform]

For Sulu I should have put

Captain Sulu - Beam In. Clear up Kirks mess. Beam Out. Get no credit :(

No ones voted for Captain Badhairday... I mean Janeway, that can't be right!

Col

[YODA]

When it come to Start Trek women - they killed off that vixen of super horntness waaaaay too earkly - gits!!!

Natasha "Tasha" Yar - PHWOAR!!!!!

Although a young Deanna Troi comes VERY close :D

[Ezzy]

I am going to have to say Ryker, he was by far the most attractive captain the show ever had. Closely followed by Picard

[Scotty Dog]

Got to be sisko
anyone that gub's Q get's my vote

Natasha "Tasha" Yar - PHWOAR!!!!!

I agree but they more than made up for it

DS9 both the Dax's & Col Kira

and let's not forget the "decontamination" scenes where the lovely new vulcan get's covered in KY humina-humina-humina

They only let us down in Voyager, other than 7of9, the star trek for ugo's

(dear god, I'm a bigger geek than I thought, hope no one finds those piccy's of me in my klingon outfit:eek: )

[Freeform]

Q to Sisko "You hit me! Picard never hit me!"

Gotta laugh at that! :D

Col

[Greyghost]

Whos the man, who comes through ten times out of ten....

sisko.....hes a bad mother...shut yer mouth.

[gingerninja]

Ahh, but sisko is just Avery Brooks playing Hawk from Spencer For Hire in space

[Scotty Dog]

what's wrong with that???

if it ain't broke:)

[YODA]

I nominate Dave Lister as the next Start Trek Captain.

"To boldy smeg where no smeg has smegged before"

:p:D:p:D:p

[WhiteWizard]

I second that motion. and kryton can replace data

[Mo Lung]

Being the ship's captain is not about shagging alien chicks or getting into fights. All that is just perks of the job. It's all about command and the respect of your crew.

In which case, it's Jean-Luc Picard all the way.

He gets my vote.

The only downside is that now I think he looks a bit like Jack, but I won't let that ruin it for me.

Sisko is up there too, cos he's cool and doesn't take any sh!t off anyone.

Kirk is the all time alien shagging champion, but he's only cool in a kinda wacky sixties way.

Ryker is a tool.

And as for Janeway, the hair be damned, how can you stand her voice!? It's like the final death rattle of man dying of tuberculosis, smoking a pack of Marlboro as he goes. *shudder*

[YODA]

Being the ship's captain is not about shagging alien chicks or getting into fights. All that is just perks of the job. It's all about command and the respect of your crew.

In which case, it's Jean-Luc Picard all the way.

He gets my vote.

Being serious for once - I agree 100% JLP is da man!

[Freeform]

Okay, if they all had a big all in scrap, who'd win?

Col

[Greyghost]

kirk....the man is a wrestling genius!!!

[Scotty Dog]

depends on the weapon,

picard can fence, sulu does karate, sisko's got mean cross, ryker will kick your ass with a staff if he's blindfolded ( without a doubt the silliest made up martial art next to the one in the Prisoner were they're on trampolines), kirk knows 50 ways towrestle a lady out of her knickers, and I won't mess with Janeway one week out of the month :)

[Freeform]

I meant a punch up! In which case I'd back Sisko, unless Picard knew it was going to happen, then he'd get Worlf or Data to fill in for him! ;)

But what about the dark horses?

Archer and Pyke?

[Scotty Dog]

well pyke could ram your shins with his wheel chair and blink his light in a threat'n manner

as for archer, he could get t'paul to flash the rest & smack them when ther drooling.

I think we're all forgetting the best starship captain of all time

Zapp Brannagan

"To sensually go where no man has gone before"

no one looks better in "Real velour" than Da Man:)

[Freeform]

Did you ever see that photo shoot in Maxim of Jolene Blalock (T'pol)!

Hubba hubba!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scotty Dog]

I've spent many a happy hour on the web finding photo's of her :D

that reminds me I must wipe my computer's history ;)

[YODA]

Originally posted by elhiggito
I've spent many a happy hour on the web finding photo's of her :D

that reminds me I must wipe my computer's history ;)


Better wipe the keyboard too bud :D

[khafra]

fdlol @ wiping the keyboard...
I have to go with Jean Luc Picard as #1, 'cause my head's shaped kinda like his, and I hope when I'm 50 and bald women find me as sexy as they do him.
I just have to cultivate a French accent, and get reasonably wealthy, suave and debonair somehow.