Why did the chicken cross the road.....?

[KickChick]

George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released chicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of chicken.

Dr. Sues' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.

Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Jerry Falwell's Answer:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side.".

John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Aristotle's Answer:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx's Answer:
It was a historical inevitability.

Voltaire's Answer:
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

Captain Kirk's Answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

L.A.P.D.'s (Los Angeles Police Dept.) Answer:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Sigmund Freud's Answer:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

.... so why did the chicken cross the road???????
;)

[Brad Ellin]

For a beer and pretzel. I thought everyone knew that. Why are we still discussing this? Can't a chicken have a drink in peace? there was no Rhode Island Red waiting for him. Just the chicken, a duck and 2 geese having a nice quiet drink and snack. Can't you just leave them alone? Divorce? Custody dispute? But it was just a drink!! I don't know whose red feather those are! Honest!!

[Greyghost]

It was stapled to the badger.

[nekogami13]

because the road crossed him first.

[TKDMasterDragon]

lol, got that from chickenjoke.com didnt you....well i think its a case thats exaggerated....lol...who knows why?

[booksie_girl]

MAP's answer

What matters is not why, but how. Did it use modern, realistic methods, or was it stuck back in those TRC (traditional road crossing) ways? Was it doing it as an art, or a sport, or was it a form of self-defence against the badger. And most important of all, was it effective?

[Kwajman]

To train in TAE KWON DO!!

[Mrs Owt]

The chicken crossed the road to get away from me! I was going to sacrifice it to the Journal Gods in hopes of appeasing them to get my journal back!

[Kwajman]

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forumsv2/journal.php

Anything, go here and be enlightened.....

[Mrs Owt]

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forumsv2/journal.php

Anything, go here and be enlightened.....

You know I supported Opus and yet you pull a cruel joke like that link on me :cry: . I can go see the titles but not read or post in my own journal. Kwajman, how could you be so insensitive? Yeah, I'll use that link and be reminded of what I have lost :cry: :cry: :cry: . Good thing everything else is working well for me in my life or this might put me over the edge! :D

[chicken]

George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released chicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of chicken.

Dr. Sues' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.

Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Jerry Falwell's Answer:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side.".

John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Aristotle's Answer:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx's Answer:
It was a historical inevitability.

Voltaire's Answer:
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

Captain Kirk's Answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

L.A.P.D.'s (Los Angeles Police Dept.) Answer:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Sigmund Freud's Answer:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

.... so why did the chicken cross the road???????
;)I have crossed many roads,to which do you refer.

[bcullen]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was being chased by those things in the Quiznos commercials.
WheE LOVE tHE ChIckEN ..coz thEY R GOOD tO EAAt

[Shortfuse]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was being chased by those things in the Quiznos commercials.
WheE LOVE tHE ChIckEN ..coz thEY R GOOD tO EAAt


My baby brother and i love that commercial

[shipto]

Ingrid Newkirk: I dont know why the chicken is crossing the road but I will put a missile into any vehicle that looks like it will run over the chicken.

[bcullen]

Ingrid Newkirk: I dont know why the chicken is crossing the road but I will put a missile into any vehicle that looks like it will run over the chicken.

LMAO!!

Here's an ironic twist: Why did the chicken cross the road? To peck Ingrid Newkirk to death. Just to prove chickens iz hardcore. You want a piece ah this? Step up! I put drumstick in ya.

Would you like your PETA original or extra-crispy? :)

[Chris.B]

OK, your all wrong. THE ONLY REASON YOU CROSS THE ROAD IS TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. IF YOU DON'T GO ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU DIDN'T CROSS THE ROAD. I mean common, who dosn't know this.

[TheBorderer]

Is it just me or does anyone else suspsect fowl play afoot here? :rolleyes:

[Shortfuse]

OK, your all wrong. THE ONLY REASON YOU CROSS THE ROAD IS TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. IF YOU DON'T GO ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU DIDN'T CROSS THE ROAD. I mean common, who dosn't know this.

you could of stopped just after you crossed the road but before you get to the other side. what if it has more than one lane? then which road are you going to cross? the first one? you could stop halfway from one road and turn left and basicly you crossed something

[Chris.B]

you could of stopped just after you crossed the road but before you get to the other side. what if it has more than one lane? then which road are you going to cross? the first one? you could stop halfway from one road and turn left and basicly you crossed something

Ah, but you see a lane is only part of the road. If it's still in the area were cars are spoce to drive on it's still considered the road. Yes you would cross a lane but the lane woudn't be the road only part of it and to only cross part of it woudn't actually be crossing the road.

[bcullen]

Is it just me or does anyone else suspsect fowl play afoot here? :rolleyes:

Aye, tis a plot most fowl, indeed.

By the *****ing of my thumb, something poultry this way comes. :D

[stratiotes]

I saw about 5 dead chickens in the road on the way to work the other day. Each one was about 3 miles apart. I smell fowl play.

[Shortfuse]

I saw about 5 dead chickens in the road on the way to work the other day. Each one was about 3 miles apart. I smell fowl play.


i realy saw one, it was half eaten from the bottom up and it was rotting its ribs were exposed. it was really sickening, im not even sure it was a chicken, it was some type of big bird. i hope i didnt spoil it

[Kinjiro Tsukasa]

The chicken crossed the road to escape the barbecue place in my town -- the one that includes in its ads: PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.

[kabba kick]

after three hours
i am finally able to do the move on tkddragons sig thingy,but with out the fire and mabe not as much height on my jump
thanks tkd for putting it up there :D

off topic i know but i had to share

[Fish Of Doom]

OK, your all wrong. THE ONLY REASON YOU CROSS THE ROAD IS TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. IF YOU DON'T GO ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU DIDN'T CROSS THE ROAD. I mean common, who dosn't know this.

the chicken doesn't