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hongkongfuey
02-Apr-2003, 09:32 PM
Was looking through the site logs today and found the strangest search term I have seen yet that brought someone to MAP.

'mating donkey'.

Look it up on Google - we are the number 1 site!

More weird search terms coming soon.
Mo Lung
02-Apr-2003, 11:47 PM
:eek:

He's not making it up, folks!
Saz
03-Apr-2003, 01:33 AM
I search for mating donkey on Google and got some dodgy stuff on breeding!?

It actually sounds like an obscure style of Kung Fu... :D
TkdWarrior
03-Apr-2003, 02:22 AM
Search Reveals This :D LMAO....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............

Martial Arts Planet Photo Gallery - Bizarre Mating Ritual - ...
Bizarre Mating Ritual - FrasTommy.jpg, ... Freeform Mad Winged Donkey Demon!
Registered: 2/2002 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 1114. ...
-TkdWarrior-
hongkongfuey
25-Apr-2003, 07:59 AM
Here's a new one : LORD BOTTY BURP on MySearch brings up Martial Arts Planet. What have you guys been posting?

http://ms101.mysearch.com/jsp/GGmain.jsp?searchfor=LORD+BOTTY+BURP
YODA
25-Apr-2003, 08:01 AM
HEY! I started that thread way back...

Sniff... brings a tear to my eye

I'm so proud :D
Mo Lung
26-Apr-2003, 02:08 PM
The real question here is:

Why is James searching for donkeys mating and Lord Botty Burp?
Andy Murray
26-Apr-2003, 02:15 PM
Nah, the reeeeaal question is;

What 'key words' can we disguise in our posts that'll get the search engines humming? :D

As for James....who knows!
hongkongfuey
26-Apr-2003, 05:32 PM
Why is James searching for donkeys mating and Lord Botty Burp?


Mo Lung,

I'm looking for stuff that you have posted on your 'other' forums, obviously. ;)
Mo Lung
28-Apr-2003, 12:39 AM
Don't be embarrassed to ask me anything you'd like to know more about. ;)
hongkongfuey
28-Apr-2003, 11:37 AM
One for Cooler and Yoda here

"Shaving your head why" on Yahoo :

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=shaving+your+head+why&ei=UTF-8&vm=i&n=20&fl=0&xargs=0&b=21
Cougar_v203
29-Apr-2003, 12:32 AM
lol!
YODA
29-Apr-2003, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by hongkongfuey
One for Cooler and Yoda here

"Shaving your head why" on Yahoo :

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=shaving+your+head+why&ei=UTF-8&vm=i&n=20&fl=0&xargs=0&b=21


HEY! I resemble that remark :p
Freeform
29-Apr-2003, 01:41 PM
I'm just upset that weird people looking for mating donkey's found me instead.....
YODA
01-May-2003, 09:23 PM
Hmmmmm.... a search on google for martial lycra bring you to MAP at the 5th link :D
KickChick
15-Jul-2003, 01:44 PM
The hunt for weapons of mass destruction isn't going so well in Iraq. It's not going so well on Google, either.


Type "weapons of mass destruction" into the Internet search engine and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. What you'll get is an authentic-looking error message (http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/) created by a British pharmacist now enjoying his 15 minutes of Internet fame.

The number of links to a particular site is a major factor that Google considers when indexing pages to be returned via its search engine. The "lucky" button takes users to the top-ranked page for a particular search.
hongkongfuey
15-Jul-2003, 02:05 PM
Very very funny. :)
Knight_Errant
16-Jul-2003, 12:34 PM
The search for mating donkeys only brought me back to this thread man.
hongkongfuey
16-Jul-2003, 12:47 PM
Makes you wonder then which came first - this thread or the search term being listed in google.

spooky.

(either that, or google has updated it's index!)