Iron Crotch Training

[Ti-Kwon-Leap]

Today I saw an ad for "Iron Crotch" training in a Kung Fu magazine at the market.

It showed some guy with 100 or so steel rings hanging from his genitals.
The ad played up the claim that it could allow you to become invincible in bed and in battle.

Does anybody here have any real knowledge of the dangers and or possible benefits of such training?

To me it just seems like something a crazed monk would do but is there any need for it in a civilized society?

[TkdWarrior]

:D not sure about battle but in bed... there r good chances ;)
-TkdWarrior-

[Andy Murray]

Originally posted by Ti-Kwon-Leap
Today I saw an ad for "Iron Crotch" training in a Kung Fu magazine at the market.

It showed some guy with 100 or so steel rings hanging from his genitals.
The ad played up the claim that it could allow you to become invincible in bed and in battle.

Does anybody here have any real knowledge of the dangers and or possible benefits of such training?

To me it just seems like something a crazed monk would do but is there any need for it in a civilized society?

Sure is!

Hey, you TKD guys stick to da High Kicks.

Us CMA guys keep da women happy ok! :D

[Cain]

There was an ad in India where a guy gets kicked about 40 tomes in the nuts and breaks the record, and he was a crazy Indian, it may be possible to condition them but I'm staying outta this one :D

|Cain|

[TkdWarrior]

<Us CMA guys keep da women happy ok! >
oh really... don't tell me u r suggesting another fight b/w TKD vs KF :D :p

<breaks the record, and he was a crazy Indian, >
hey cain u know wat i talked to my teacher about this... he was talking that it was too easy... but pulling is surely different thing.
-TkdWarrior-

[Cain]

hmm, too easy, man it definitely is'nt for me :D

The pulling thing it's just gross to see a guy like that, I can imagine wat the 10 yr old kid will ask his mom while looking a the world records :D

|Cain|

[TkdWarrior]

<The pulling thing it's just gross to see a guy like that, I can imagine wat the 10 yr old kid will ask his mom while looking a the world records :D>
10 yr old r jst plain stupids :D
PS: no offence to 10 yr old in this forums ;)
-TkdWarrior-

[Cougar_v203]

*cries and tells mommy that a bad man insulted him* ;)

[Ti-Kwon-Leap]

Andy, I don't consider myself a TKD guy.

It just happens to be what I am studying now.

My style of fighting is closer to JKD than TKD :D

Hmmm... I wonder if Iron Crotch could withstand the fearsome force of the dreaded "KungFu Grip"?

And while I have your attention is there a way to load custom icons?(avatar)

[Andy Murray]

Hi TKL,

So long as they are the right size, you can load any old thing as your Avatar.

Click on User CP, and you'll find it. I believe it has to be 50 by 50.

If you're like me, and not too technical, just give Admin a PM and they'll sort it out for you.

No pictures of your butt though ok ;)

[Ti-Kwon-Leap]

No butt shots?????
Hmmm...you'll never know what you're missing...:D

[Phi Nguyen]

I like the name! "The Iron Crotch!" That would be a reallly good movie name too! Just imagine:

The main character has an iron crotch. He goes around kicking all the bad guy's butt, and then one day....an evil genious steals his iron crotch, and there's only one man to get it back....Iron Crotch Jr. (Iron Crotch Sr.'s son) :)

[Ti-Kwon-Leap]

And I suppose to get it back, Iron Crotch esq. has to bob for it in a vat of poisoned apples while tied upside down with a rope set ablaze while the evil Dr. Reacharound looks on and laughs maniacally???

Don't bother, it's been done.

[Sonshu]

Must be a high margin of error and who the hell is gonna want to practice this as when you are learning a technique it will go wrong a few times!

NOT for me - need to protect the family secret - Its strictly for the ladies!

SONSHU

[Adam]

Oh my god, this is the most awful topic I've seen on the board!

But hypothetically, how would you condition your family jewels? There are no muscles or bone there. maybe you could just, sort of, swing them to the side when you're kicked?

[pgm316]

You need to get conditioning Adam. Just think how impressed your friends will be when they can kick you hundreds of times in the nads and you stand there laughing. All you need to do is sit at work ramming rocks into your groin, it may sound like an Iraqi torture chamber for a while but the results will be well worth it!

[Cain]

Originally posted by Adam
Oh my god, this is the most awful topic I've seen on the board!

But hypothetically, how would you condition your family jewels? There are no muscles or bone there. maybe you could just, sort of, swing them to the side when you're kicked?

The solution's easy mate, don't condition it

Some things just should'nt be conditioned for example the eyes... ;)

You would be better off avoiding getting hit in there

Just my 2 coppers...

|Cain|