View Full Version : Moderator's you'd most like to fight!
Andy Murray
10-Mar-2003, 12:27 AM
Well members,
Out of the Moderators here, who would you most like to fight and why?
Are there any of the Mods you would fear to meet on a dark night?
Yoda;
Vast experience of Karate, JKD and Doce Pares with excellent groundfighting skills to boot (Would his Lycra fixation be his downfall? Who can say)
Pesilat;
The man who can make weapons from limp Goldfish and roadkill Armadillo's. Trained in Karate, FMA, and miscellaneous secret styles never taught outside the USA.
Chazz;
TKD heavyweight with friends in high places!
Waya;
High flying, High Kicking, Sword Weilding TKD/Hapkido/Ninja Assassin with a Katana in the woods.
Melanie;
Shotokan Karate lady with two big sticks and a bagful of nastydust.
Andy Murray;
CMA guy who never really let's on what he doesn't know, and what he really doesn't know.
Morne;
South African man of mystery.
r4bid
10-Mar-2003, 01:01 AM
hmm this is a lose lose game, any of the above could totally waste me.
I vote Yoda, I have never actually seen any JKD and would love to. Well I guess if I was fighting him I would be seeing his JKD hitting my face but hey you have to make some comprimises in life...
Jazman
10-Mar-2003, 01:35 AM
hmm... any of the above could waste me more easily than r4. But I guess Pesilat, I would like the see a limp goldfish as a weapon... Other than the goldfish, I would pick whoever was the slowest and run straight in the other direction!!
TkdWarrior
10-Mar-2003, 09:30 AM
give me anyone... i can fight but not sure about the result... but who cares... i CAN FIGHT :D
-TkdWarrior-
pgm316
10-Mar-2003, 09:46 AM
Ave em all on TKD! :D
Cain
10-Mar-2003, 09:53 AM
Yoda is sooooo scary :eek: though if there would be multiple choices I would take Mike and Mel too ;)
Edit: I would spar with Mike or Andy, mike 'cause it would be worthwile to see what he'd do with a goldfish or a grocery bag, and then what he'd do with a knife :eek:
Andy 'cause he sounds like a fun guy to spar with :D
Yoda is too scary, Mel is a super mod ;) chazz 'cause he's big Waya 'cause I can't think of a reason to fight him
|Cain|
Freeform
10-Mar-2003, 11:15 AM
None of them!!!
Yoda's already shown he can whack my nose with impunity and hit me with a stick whilst eating fruit!
Andy's far to scary (his's threatend to bite my nipples off!).
Chazz's bigger'n me!
Waya's smaller than me (always gotta be wary of the wee guys :) ).
Pesilat would probably strangle me with my own shoe lace or choke me with a goldfish.
Mel's a woman, and would therefore bite! Hmm...... :D
Morne, I've worked the door with a lot of South Africans, even if the Gods granted me an advantage he'd probably shoot me! ;)
If any of you come anywhere near me, I'll tell me mum!
Col
ladyhawk
10-Mar-2003, 11:27 AM
Andy,
Since you weren't specific about the nature of the fight I'll toss in my .02
In a serious confrontation, I wouldn't want to fight any of you.
Now, fight/spar and train together in the nature of sharing knowledge....I would welcome the opportunity to learn/train
with all of you. Each of you has much to offer.
Fighting....I win some, I lose some and regardless of the outcome
I always learn something.
Levo
10-Mar-2003, 11:40 AM
Hmmm....
I guess it'd be Yoda.
Dave is a really cool guy that I respect a lot, I have no doubt we'll spar in some form or another before the year is out.
Then again, he's an ugly sod....I change my vote to Melanie :D
Nathan
pesilat
10-Mar-2003, 01:51 PM
I'd have to go with that Pesilat guy. I think he's a big wussy. I'd have him eating that limp goldfish in no time.
Oh, wait. I just woke up and am not quite myself yet ;)
Mike
TkdWarrior
10-Mar-2003, 02:02 PM
hmm just wondering why everyone is scared by Yoda... he sounds like a real nice fellow :confused: aint' he?
-TkdWarrior-
Jack
10-Mar-2003, 06:34 PM
Havn't you SEEN his photo on the CEA kid's website? :(
Because of that photo, my vote goes to YODA. Would love to train with you sometime though. :)
I vote Yoda ... he beats me up every week anyways !! :D
Jay
Mr Heel Hook
10-Mar-2003, 08:03 PM
I would crush each and every one of them beneath my boot; just like the meaningless insects they are. HAR HAR HAR!!!!:woo:
morphus
10-Mar-2003, 08:37 PM
Hmmm.... I don't really mind who i get my ar*e kicked by as long as i learn something from it, besides the fact that it hurts that is!
YODA has my vote because he'd totally own me. :D
Chazz
11-Mar-2003, 03:08 AM
cain_charlie - "chazz 'cause he's big"
Freeform - "Chazz's bigger'n me!"
Hummm. Well if my size is the only scary part about me then i guess thats ok. HAHAHAHA
pgm316
11-Mar-2003, 09:45 AM
Poor Andy! Nobody wants to fight him, but who in there right mind would want to fight the Scot's man, I've watched train spotting! :D
But I want to fight Cain! See if I can avoid them killer high kicks ;)
Nah, on second thoughts we'll settle it with a few games of badminton! :)
TkdWarrior
11-Mar-2003, 09:46 AM
ANDY u should hav one of option where i can take on everyone... :D
let's analyze the situation once again...
Yoda;
Vast experience of Karate, JKD and Doce Pares with excellent groundfighting skills to boot (Would his Lycra fixation be his downfall? Who can say)
i told u he seems tooooo nice guy(and remember Nice guys never win :D)
Pesilat;
The man who can make weapons from limp Goldfish and roadkill Armadillo's. Trained in Karate, FMA, and miscellaneous secret styles never taught outside the USA.
without weapons duels i hav good chance of beating him cuz i dunno anything about weapon
Chazz;
TKD heavyweight with friends in high places!
Oh Cmon everyone know's TKD doesn't work :D
Waya;
High flying, High Kicking, Sword Weilding TKD/Hapkido/Ninja Assassin with a Katana in the woods.
he's too much into air, i don't even need to fight him...
even if he comes down...everyone know's there's no Ninja(Except Ashida kim and he's still alive) so there can't be Ninja Assassin
Melanie;
Shotokan Karate lady with two big sticks and a bagful of nastydust.
a bag of choclate will do the trick
Andy Murray;
CMA guy who never really let's on what he doesn't know, and what he really doesn't know.
i'll hit him when he'll be very busy playing the Traditional Vs Blah VS Blah bla game... so again i'll win
Morne;
South African man of mystery.
yea i m Indian 007, wat's the deal? what style he does? Tai Chi?
yea yea i do it too...
hmm coming to think of it i found only one person who can TAKE me ON because i dunno anything about him...
-TkdWarrior-
Melanie
11-Mar-2003, 09:55 AM
Melanie;
Shotokan Karate lady with two big sticks and a bagful of nastydust.
a bag of choclate will do the trick
Hmmm - is that so Tkd...JUST a bag of choccies eh? We'll have to see won't we :D
johndoch
11-Mar-2003, 09:59 AM
Tkd says "hmm coming to think of it i found only one person who can TAKE me ON because i dunno anything about him..."
And whos that tkd?
johndoch
11-Mar-2003, 10:10 AM
Hmmm, U have to admit theres a nice range of styles out there in mod land. I guess I would like to fight all of the mods not all at once though:)
pgm316
11-Mar-2003, 10:20 AM
My new tactic is to wait until TKD has taken out all the moderators, I think Yoda could be the last one. I'd imagine TKD will have to fight on the floor and have Yoda in the mount position. So as TKD is finishing Yoda off I'll go in with the boot to TKD's temple and take the win myself!!!!! :) ;) :D
pesilat
11-Mar-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by TkdWarrior
Pesilat;
The man who can make weapons from limp Goldfish and roadkill Armadillo's. Trained in Karate, FMA, and miscellaneous secret styles never taught outside the USA.
without weapons duels i hav good chance of beating him cuz i dunno anything about weapon
Ahh ... but I always have weapons available :) And, you're overlooking those secret styles, I can finish the fight without even touching you. All I have to do is take off my shoes ;)
Mike
Cain
11-Mar-2003, 02:17 PM
I can frag you all with my rocket launcher
MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :yeleyes:
|Cain|
TkdWarrior
11-Mar-2003, 02:41 PM
<Hmmm - is that so Tkd...JUST a bag of choccies eh? We'll have to see won't we>
Yup Mel... always did it for me :D ;) i never met a gal who didn't liked it ;)
<And whos that tkd?>
it would be morne, doc. i hav no idea about him... tho i know he does Erle's TaiJi.
<Hmmm, U have to admit theres a nice range of styles out there in mod land. I guess I would like to fight all of the mods not all at once though>
that's true doc, most of them are experts...
<. So as TKD is finishing Yoda off I'll go in with the boot to TKD's temple and take the win myself!!!!! >
Pgm hmmm... i think before mod's i hav to take u out...
<And, you're overlooking those secret styles, >
Hey Mike there r no secrets in MA ;) remember ... :D
hey one question from myside to Mod's...
who u will like to take on(from mods)??
-TkdWarrior-
pesilat
11-Mar-2003, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by TkdWarrior
<And, you're overlooking those secret styles, >
Hey Mike there r no secrets in MA ;) remember ... :D
Ahh, you are wise, but who said the "foot funk" is a martial art? :D
hey one question from myside to Mod's...
who u will like to take on(from mods)??
Are you outta your flippin' gourd!? You couldn't pay me to mess with any of 'em. Of course, I'd spar any of them for free, but that's a whole diferent issu :)
Mike
Melanie
11-Mar-2003, 03:10 PM
quote:
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hey one question from myside to Mod's...
who u will like to take on(from mods)??
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Lets just say I could tackle any of the mods in a way that they wouldn't be prepared to do to others...and only cos I'm female!! :D
pgm316
11-Mar-2003, 03:43 PM
So which non-mod would you take on? ;)
Greyghost
11-Mar-2003, 03:43 PM
shes not kiddin either!!!!!!!
personally i have already ran away from yoda calling him "a big nasty man"
mel: hhhmmm.....good with her hands ( fnar fnar)...easy to out reach with a longer weapon ( fnar )
Andy:....i've spent my life fighting andy. i win some i lose some...oh wait...nope i don't win any.
Chazz....difficult... these ballet dancers can be tricky...best avoided if you ask me.
Waya....no way man...not fighting anyone with a chopper that size.
Pesilat...hes too much of a gentleman too fight.
Mourne....unknown quantity....best left alone.
to be honest.....i'll just verbally spar and leave the fighting to those too stupid to think their way out of a fight.
i'm here all week...try the veal!
morphus
11-Mar-2003, 05:18 PM
I can feel a pasting coming, for the few CKD guys that are on here.
BUT who do the moderators think they'd like to face(non-moderators?:p
pgm316
11-Mar-2003, 05:32 PM
Its you and Jimmy against about 50 mad heads :D
pesilat
11-Mar-2003, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by morphus
I can feel a pasting coming, for the few CKD guys that are on here.
BUT who do the moderators think they'd like to face(non-moderators?:p
I think Greyghost pretty much summed up my position when he said "Pesilat...hes too much of a gentleman too fight." :cool:
Mike
Andy Murray
13-Mar-2003, 02:17 PM
Mods vs Members?
Outside, now, the lot of you!
I don't want to fight you, just get outside. :D
Happy to touch hands with anyone on or off the forum, but the wife would object to any more death matches! ;)
Tosh
13-Mar-2003, 02:37 PM
How about we do things the "traditional" way??
Members fight each other until we find our true "champion"
Then our champion fights his way to the top of a tower containing a different mod on each level.
Of course fighting a massively tall basketball player at the top!!
:)
TkdWarrior
13-Mar-2003, 02:43 PM
i m not playing game of death :) i hate killing ppl :p
-TkdWarrior-
Freeform
13-Mar-2003, 04:28 PM
Tosh you got it kinda wrong.
Each mod has his own level with his stylised personal 'bitches'.
Andy will have GG, Cooler and all the Kung Fu guys on his level.
Yoda will have all the submission fighters and JKD boys.
Chazz will have all the TKD guys/gals (thats you Tosh, you can be his head bit... thug ;) )
Mel will have all the Karateka and a large Candy stall :D
Waya will have a level full of Ninjas, so you won't have to fight them cause we can't find them.
Pesilat will have all the goldfish stylists... LOL!
Now cause theres no CKD mods, the CKDteam have to fight their way through all the levels to win the prize...
Tosh
13-Mar-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by Freeform
Tosh you got it kinda wrong.
Each mod has his own level with his stylised personal 'bitches'.
We also need an ethereal "inspirational model" to guide us through. Any takers?
Andy Murray
13-Mar-2003, 04:51 PM
Ask member 'Bruce Lee', seeing as he's on the forum, and he's had some experience of fighting his way up a Pagoda, then he ought to be able to help???
Tosh
13-Mar-2003, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Andy Murray
Ask member 'Bruce Lee', seeing as he's on the forum, and he's had some experience of fighting his way up a Pagoda, then he ought to be able to help???
That sounds like a self-help book.
"Reach the Top of your Pagoda" or
"Swedging for self--improvement" both by Andy Murray available through Amazon now! :)
pesilat
13-Mar-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by tosh_spice
That sounds like a self-help book.
"Reach the Top of your Pagoda" or
"Swedging for self--improvement" both by Andy Murray available through Amazon now! :)
ROFL.
I may steal that "Reach the Top of your Pagoda" title for something. That has a lot of potential :)
Mike
Tosh
13-Mar-2003, 05:11 PM
Of course mate. Further titles in the pipeline!
pesilat
13-Mar-2003, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by tosh_spice
Of course mate. Further titles in the pipeline!
You think I'm joking, don't you :)
Mike
morphus
13-Mar-2003, 06:36 PM
Question is Mike will he get royalties(spelling?)
C'mon...... someone had to mention it!;)
pesilat
13-Mar-2003, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by morphus
Question is Mike will he get royalties(spelling?)
C'mon...... someone had to mention it!;)
He'd have to fight me for them ... after all, that's what this thread's about, right ;)
Mike
Labatt
13-Mar-2003, 08:58 PM
Andy Or Yoda.
Bring It!!
Andy Murray
13-Mar-2003, 09:17 PM
Yawn!
You first Yoda, age before beauty n all dat!
Besides, I've just eaten! :D
Labatt
13-Mar-2003, 09:24 PM
Excuses Excuses:D
YODA
13-Mar-2003, 10:19 PM
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................
What IS that annoying buzzing thing buzzing around my head?
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................ ....
Oh! It's Labatt.....
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................
SWAT!
((((Silence))))
Job done :D
Cain
13-Mar-2003, 11:06 PM
Mommy look!
Big bear swatted teh fly :D
|Cain|
TkdWarrior
13-Mar-2003, 11:46 PM
ROFLMAO
-TkdWarrior-
YODA
13-Mar-2003, 11:48 PM
(((Chuckle)))
Labatt
14-Mar-2003, 05:51 AM
(The fly reamerges)
You canno't kill what is beyond the grasp of death!
Muahhahaha!
pesilat
14-Mar-2003, 06:08 AM
Originally posted by Labatt
(The fly reamerges)
You canno't kill what is beyond the grasp of death!
Muahhahaha!
Pesilat smacks the fly from the air with his limp goldfish. Then, while the fly is still stunned, he drops him into a jar and puts the lid on. He locks the jar into the airtight vault in the basement. The fly, beyond the grasp of death, suffers a horrible eternity without food or air.
Aren't ya glad you're not really a fly? ;)
I'm a bad, bad man. Muahhahaha :D
Mike
TkdWarrior
14-Mar-2003, 07:36 AM
LOL@Mike.
i think i hav to do learn how to use goldfish thingie :D
-TkdWarrior-
pesilat
14-Mar-2003, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by TkdWarrior
LOL@Mike.
i think i hav to do learn how to use goldfish thingie :D
-TkdWarrior-
It's pretty simple really. You just hook into the Force that unites everything in the universe. Guide the fish with your will and be astounded by the results.
Yoda can give you more pointers on this, like "There is no try. There is do or not do. No try."
:D
Mike
Melanie
14-Mar-2003, 07:46 AM
You're all mad...
But I like it :D
Cain
14-Mar-2003, 10:25 AM
You're all mad...
But I like it :D
WHEW! :D
|Cain|
Greyghost
14-Mar-2003, 12:03 PM
Labatt?!!!!
isn't that a dodgy beer.???????
easily consumed and then pi$$ed away.......
whos next?
Labatt
16-Mar-2003, 02:10 AM
Hahaha, that was devastatingly NOT funny
Ok, so you guy's made me a fly.
Im a fly with West Nile Virus baby haha
Originally posted by Labatt
Hahaha, that was devastatingly NOT funny
Ok, so you guy's made me a fly.
Im a fly with West Nile Virus baby haha
Nothing a can of Extra Strength Raid can't fix :D
pesilat
16-Mar-2003, 05:55 AM
Originally posted by Labatt
Hahaha, that was devastatingly NOT funny
Ok, so you guy's made me a fly.
Im a fly with West Nile Virus baby haha
No, no, weedhopper. We cannot make you a fly or anything else against your wishes. We simply planted the suggestion and you accepted it ;)
Of course, you know it's all in good-natured jest.
Mike
TkdWarrior
16-Mar-2003, 08:14 AM
labatt u silly fly... i gave u all the weakness of mods n u still not getting it?? u r disgrace in the name of TKD :D
-TkdWarrior-
zen_tiger_claw
17-Mar-2003, 01:04 AM
i myself would like to fight yoga.
not because i hold a grudge, but because he sounds like the best here. i only fight the best, because it makes the normal seem poor.
TkdWarrior
17-Mar-2003, 01:18 AM
he is Master Yoda :D
-TkdWarrior-
Labatt
17-Mar-2003, 02:38 AM
"labatt u silly fly... i gave u all the weakness of mods n u still not getting it?? u r disgrace in the name of TKD"
-TkdWarrior-
What weakness's of the mods? U havn't given me anything.
And No, Im not a disgrace in the name of TKD
If the future of TKD had a face, it would be mine
LOL, this is fun, we should really continue this role playing
:D
YODA
17-Mar-2003, 06:55 AM
Role playing?
Playing roles who is?
TkdWarrior
17-Mar-2003, 08:08 AM
Playing roles who is?
dunno i m still TkdWarrior
-TkdWarrior-
Cain
17-Mar-2003, 09:15 AM
*Cain fires a BFG10K at the whole pack while they are still figuring out who is playing roles*
:D :p
|Cain|
Labatt
18-Mar-2003, 05:21 AM
Cain's the smartest one of them all hey lol
Andy Murray
14-Aug-2003, 12:16 PM
Ah, but now you all have a new opponent;
KickChick,
high kicking, board breaking, superfit TKD Instructor.
Blonde with a brain, a miracle of genetics.
http://www.martialartsplanet.com/photos/data/500/284speedrd-thumb.jpg
WhiteWizard
14-Aug-2003, 12:32 PM
I wanna fight YODA for his cheap boot buying :D
KickChick
14-Aug-2003, 12:33 PM
http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/ups/bounty_hunter_monkey/biggrin.gif.... not only do I kick I punch too Andy!
...."miracle of genetics"??? LOL ;)
...thanks for including me.... I think!
Jack
14-Aug-2003, 01:00 PM
I voted for KickChick.
Nothing personal, its just you (and your lovely daughter) decided to live thousands of mile away. Grr. :D
Jack
I voted for Andy. I think he could teach me a lot about fighting and martial arts in general. And I could kick his butt with my extra strength Stavit :D
wayofthedragon
14-Aug-2003, 04:53 PM
HA HA HA HA HA....bring'em all on at the same time.
I'm ready
Melanie
14-Aug-2003, 05:07 PM
I can't believe that I'm second in the fight stakes!
:)
YODA
14-Aug-2003, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by White Wizard
I wanna fight YODA for his cheap boot buying :D
No worries - I'll be in Glasgow on the weekend of 7th September :p
I'll even wear the afformentioned boots if you like, so that you can get a VERY close look at them :D
SoKKlab
14-Aug-2003, 07:40 PM
White Wizard,
Throw Cream Buns at him from twenty feet and then close in with the Kebab of Doom, he'll be incapacitated with slavering horror....
WhiteWizard
14-Aug-2003, 08:46 PM
actually i was gonna say Andy but he was taking my class tonight so i didn't want a kicking :D.
And YODA i will steal your boots and do a runner the good old scottish way :D. On the downside i may be on Holiday but if not it would be nice to meet you in person.
Don't trust him Yoda, Andy's told him CMA secrets! He'll hit you with a brick and nick your boots while your unconscious :D
Knight_Errant
14-Aug-2003, 10:28 PM
Yoda, because he rules the most
Brad Ellin
14-Aug-2003, 10:30 PM
Yoda... because us old guys gotta stick together... I figure with his hips and my knee, I might just have a chance at a draw...
WhiteWizard
14-Aug-2003, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Kyokushin_girl
Don't trust him Yoda, Andy's told him CMA secrets! He'll hit you with a brick and nick your boots while your unconscious :D
what did you go and tell him that for :D
Chazz
25-Aug-2003, 06:12 AM
Well since i have now votes i'll just sit and watch everyone else die.
Muhahaha
Swoop
25-Aug-2003, 08:01 AM
I wanna fight whoever is the toughest one. And then after my victory you shall all marvel at my glory as I stand in a manly pose with women at my feet (feet women interviews have now started. For some reason K-girl comes to mind!).
Chazz
25-Aug-2003, 08:12 AM
Too bad that i think she could take you. She might be at your feet one minute but then she might put you on your @ss
Why can't this be changed to 'Moderator's you'd most like to fight naked'? :D
KickChick
25-Aug-2003, 12:20 PM
Jim are you saying lycra may very well be the source of Yoda's strength?? ....
... or something else?? :D
Just puts a different ummm slant on it... ;)
“Tae Kwon Do is practiced by 50 million people in 160 different countries. If everyone who studied Tae Kwon Do joined hands, they could form a line that would stretch around the globe 1.25 times"
Yeah, but most of them would drown... :D
Chazz
25-Aug-2003, 04:41 PM
Well thats one way to get rid of most of us i guess.
KickChick
25-Aug-2003, 04:44 PM
.... as long as we can kick we can stay afloat!!
... Some of us may be more buoyant than others though!!:D
Let's get back to original thread now....
it's all Jim's fault!!:p
tai-gip
11-Sep-2003, 06:00 AM
i want them all in the same room grrrrrrrr a room with only one way in or out grrrrr grrr snifff snifff grrrr then when they are all in there i will lock the door and run like hell......
Is this still 'Moderators you'd most like to fight naked'?
Seminosukei
11-Sep-2003, 07:14 AM
i will take you all on because its not about winning or losing its what you learn from the fight that counts.....i figure if you can walk away from a fight saying "im gonna remember that" or "ill keep that one up my sleeve" you have fought well and you have fought wisely
Seminosukei
tai-gip
22-Sep-2003, 01:18 AM
sniff sniff grrrr grrr
47Ronin
22-Sep-2003, 01:43 AM
Waya sounds cool to fight in the woods.
I fear kick chick the most ( she does tkd )
haha.
I know I edited.
Originally posted by tai-gip
i want them all in the same room grrrrrrrr a room with only one way in or out grrrrr grrr snifff snifff grrrr
Thats a coincidence, they said a similar thing about you :D
tai-gip
22-Sep-2003, 02:39 AM
lol... whenever they all pop into melbourne if they let me know im sure we can catch up......lol grrrrr snifff snifff grrrr let me at em let me at em ... one of these days moderator's one of these days smackkkkk right in the kisser ..... grrrr snifff snifff grrrrr
im 5'0 and weigh 50 kilos
i can punch straight through a sheet of paper
and kick well over my head height when on the second floor of a building
they would really be in the poo if locked in a room with me
grrrr grrr snifff grrrrrrrrrrrr meooowwww cough cough grrrrrrrrrrrr
:D
We are still talking about fighting naked here, right?
Andy Murray
22-Sep-2003, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by tai-gip
im 5'0 and weigh 50 kilos
Hmm, a lightweight midget :D
i can punch straight through a sheet of paper
Wow......scary :D
and kick well over my head height when on the second floor of a building
Ah, I only fight on the ground floor of buildings, your kicks pose no threat to me :p
He can punch through a sheet of paper, but he'll do it so quick you won't even notice...
Now thats scary :D
tai-gip
22-Sep-2003, 10:37 PM
Actualy humor aside have you tried punching through a piece of paper hanging from a string..? ....
And dont underestimate the power of the midget yoda (the little green dude) was small yet mighty in the force ..:D :D
Jim lol lol
Andy Murray
22-Sep-2003, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by tai-gip
Actualy humor aside have you tried punching through a piece of paper hanging from a string..? ....
No I realised other people were publishing rubbish in Bruce Lee's books when I was about 9 years old.
KickChick
22-Sep-2003, 10:44 PM
..... can the mods have their own thread going also ....
"Members the Mods would most like to fight?":D
...just a thought, not that I have any one member in mind:)
Someone has a one track mind .... ;)
Andy Murray
22-Sep-2003, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by KickChick
..... can the mods have their own thread going also ....
"Members the Mods would most like to fight?":D
...just a thought, not that I have any one member in mind:)
Someone has a one track mind .... ;)
Yeah, let's do it in the Mod's forum KC ;)
tai-gip
22-Sep-2003, 11:13 PM
Quick question because this is all opinion based
Do we define rubbish here as something thet we ,,personaly,, feel has no merit to our own training... or has no merit period...
Andy i think its just a focus exercise as per many others .. and its not that easy could be a reason for it i guess if you never try something you will never know..
And what are you insinuating KickChick ??? lol
it would be fun though... ahhh then could i be a moderator if i kick your butts ??? :D :p
tai-gip
22-Sep-2003, 11:14 PM
Ohh come on Andy got to let the rest of us see .....
Andy Murray
22-Sep-2003, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by tai-gip
Quick question because this is all opinion based
Do we define rubbish here as something thet we ,,personaly,, feel has no merit to our own training... or has no merit period...
No merit period!
At least that's one interpretation.
Something for a rainy night maybe.
Yes I'm sad enough to have tried it out for myself, but I prefer trying to hit people. A whole different game.
tai-gip
22-Sep-2003, 11:26 PM
Lol lol lol ahh you really should change your avatar to something soft and cuddly Andy :)
Andy Murray
22-Sep-2003, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by tai-gip
Lol lol lol ahh you really should change your avatar to something soft and cuddly Andy :)
No because then I'd only dream about their warm furry throats, which I tear open with my teeth before drenching my face in their entrails as I rip out their gizzards. :eek:
totality
23-Sep-2003, 12:58 AM
eww...but in all seriousness, i think i'll take all the mods on. at the same time. so...why don't you guys all just come to wyoming so we can get it on :D
47Ronin
23-Sep-2003, 02:31 AM
ill fight anyone whos willing.
a friendly match say.
haha anyone up for flying to florida?
totality
23-Sep-2003, 02:47 AM
are you buying?
Cain
23-Sep-2003, 08:50 AM
We need two more additions - kickchick and kgirl :D
|Cain|
just thought id bring this thread back for a laugh
so how many of tehse moderators are actually still on teh site, sorry for bringing it back, just right now im so board nething will amuse me :rolleyes:
pgm316
26-Jul-2004, 07:35 PM
Maybe a new poll should be started :woo:
KickChick
26-Jul-2004, 07:40 PM
Bumpity-bump-bump :woo:
Trent Tiemeyer
26-Jul-2004, 11:17 PM
Damned threadbumpers.
That poll needs an update.:D
Yukimushu
27-Jul-2004, 01:07 AM
Why ain't 1ONEfighting one there?!
I'd most like to fight him! I know he'd kick my butt black and blue but wouldn't mind because I would and learn alot from it. Then he could teach me, then i'd invite him around me house for tea and bicuits! :Angel: :love:
basil
28-Oct-2004, 11:41 PM
she has kicked off my brothers and has sent them scary e-mails. She still hasn't let one of them back on
(beeboyely) :cry: :eek:
I think you'll find that was me Sunshine! *waves*
Ta-Ta beeboyely (yes, I know its you)
samuri-man
29-Oct-2004, 08:03 AM
yoda but for real i'd say kgirl
Shisochin
29-Oct-2004, 12:51 PM
Yoda - JKD....wealth of knowledge.....oh and that lightsaber.....hmmmmmm
today i eat you for lunch :Angel:
shotokanwarrior
29-Oct-2004, 01:05 PM
Well, I would fear to fight Kgirl because she's a Kyokushin fighter, but she's not on there. But I'd like to fight Yoda because he's really experienced so probably would refrain from kicking the crap out of me too badly.
Kwajman
29-Oct-2004, 01:59 PM
I think you'll find that was me Sunshine! *waves*
Ta-Ta beeboyely (yes, I know its you)
We have ways of knowing who you are!
And making dumb ass posts complaining about your banned "friends" one of them :D
KickChick
22-Nov-2004, 01:52 AM
:yeleyes: ... as you should be
I'm most afraid of kickchick, mainly because I think I'm on her bad side for some reason.
Seems he was a bit more afraid of me when he saw me online that he deleted this ;)
shaolin_hendrix
22-Nov-2004, 01:58 AM
yep! So, am I on your bad side?
KickChick
22-Nov-2004, 02:13 AM
.... being as I am KickChick, one out of a team of the most powerful moderators here on MAP, and would blow your membership clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya ?
shaolin_hendrix
22-Nov-2004, 02:28 AM
I'm not feeling lucky. I use MAP a lot, and think it is a great site, so I don't even want to risk getting kicked off. I'm not sure what you mean by "do you feel lucky," but lately it has seemed like I'm annoying you. Please don't kick me off.
KickChick
22-Nov-2004, 02:41 AM
... guess you've never seen "Dirty Harry" (Clint Eastwood) huh ;)
:Angel:
Melanie
22-Nov-2004, 03:03 AM
Bless Kickchick! He is only 15!
Try not to terrify the young'uns ;)
Very good impression I must say KC :)
Scarlet Mist
22-Nov-2004, 03:17 AM
.... being as I am KickChick, one out of a team of the most powerful moderators here on MAP, and would blow your membership clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya ?
Can you say power trip? :D
I feel a smack coming on, I feel a smack coming on, cuz *smack* ... there it was ...
Fighting moderators? I'd take all y'all on at once with one hand tied behind my back, one leg in a vice, the other in slab of hardened cement and my head in a bear trap. And I'd win too - convincingly :D
And why y'all scared?
EDIT: KGirl, how do you know homie there doesn't have brothers? Hec, I friends that use my computer and if they were on MAP the post would come from the same IP.
Freeform
22-Nov-2004, 01:10 PM
Fighting moderators? I'd take all y'all on at once with one hand tied behind my back, one leg in a vice, the other in slab of hardened cement and my head in a bear trap.
Ok. :rolleyes:
Alexander
22-Nov-2004, 01:41 PM
Yoda's already shown he can whack my nose with impunity and hit me with a stick whilst eating fruit!
That's why I picked Yoda - I seek to learn the mysterious ways of fighting armed with a stick and eating healtily simultaniously!
KickChick
22-Nov-2004, 01:57 PM
Can you say power trip? :D
... can't take a joke eh?? That was a play on a famous Dirty Harry quote from an Eastwood movie. Sorry yeah he is only 15 ... my bad there.
Scarlet Mist
22-Nov-2004, 04:35 PM
... can't take a joke eh?? That was a play on a famous Dirty Harry quote from an Eastwood movie. Sorry yeah he is only 15 ... my bad there.
I should ask you the same question:D. I figured you were making a joke and decided to make one myself. Then I decided to go crazy with the beartraps and what not. :D
And Dirty Harry was an awful movie! aaaaaaaaaahhhh
johndoch
22-Nov-2004, 09:42 PM
Dirty Harry an awful movie :confused: You are surely misguided my friend :)
YODA
22-Nov-2004, 09:49 PM
Seeing that only 3 of the mods on this poll are still mods on MAP - it's about time this baby went to bed.
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