YODA
19-Feb-2003, 07:59 AM
We men stand ready to rally to the call - so what are you girls waiting for??
As we all know, Al-Quaeda considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman
who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all women - married or
otherwise - are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
identify any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in patio chairs in front of their houses
to prove they are not Al-Quaeda and to demonstrate that they think it's
perfectly acceptable to see nude women other than their wife.
And since Al-Quaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Al-Quaeda sentiment.
The Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and it
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
As we all know, Al-Quaeda considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman
who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all women - married or
otherwise - are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
identify any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in patio chairs in front of their houses
to prove they are not Al-Quaeda and to demonstrate that they think it's
perfectly acceptable to see nude women other than their wife.
And since Al-Quaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Al-Quaeda sentiment.
The Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and it
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!