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Spike
13-Feb-2003, 01:49 AM
Children's Wisdom

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food - Patrick, 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him - Michael, 14
3. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a cricket bat - Joel, 10
4. Never pee on an electric fence - Robert, 13
5. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac - Andrew, 9
6. When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair - Taylia, 11
7. Never allow your three-year-old brother in the same room as your homework - Tracey, 14
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in your milk - Armir, 9
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts - Kellie, 11
10. Don't sneeze in front of your mum, when you're eating a cracker - Mitchell, 12
11. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse - Naomi, 15
12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick - Lauren, 9
13. Never tell your mum her diet's not working - Michael, 14
14. If you get a bad school report, show it to your mum when she's on the phone

gingerninja
13-Feb-2003, 05:52 PM
Spike, are you sure their not your pearls of wisdom?

Bill

Spike
14-Feb-2003, 12:08 AM
Well, they`re all excellent advice

gingerninja
16-Feb-2003, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by Spike
Well, they`re all excellent advice

True

c_storm51
16-Feb-2003, 12:49 PM
I swear kids are getting smarter....!!!

KickChick
20-Jan-2004, 02:36 PM
This one is for all of you who either:
a) have kids (or will someday)
b) had kids who have now grown
c) were once a kid
d) know a kid!


Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers ......

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3 year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?


She replied! , "What happened to my booger?"

xubis
20-Jan-2004, 05:51 PM
EEEEW!! haha