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Tintin
05-Feb-2003, 05:15 PM
Surely this is ULTIMATE POWER! Now you need not even touch your opponent to knock them down!

Enjoy...

http://www.yellowbamboo.com/
gingerninja
05-Feb-2003, 06:02 PM
Come on, Tintin quit making these web sites up. Not big and its not clever. You'll do anything to get a bit of attention.


tis funny though!

One of the best comedy web sites I've read.

Bill
pgm316
05-Feb-2003, 06:30 PM
Its real alright! A very serious art to practice young man!

And Tintin! How dare you imply it is somehow better than stavit!

HAVE IT!
ROBERT
05-Feb-2003, 09:55 PM
As a completely and totally awesome stavit master, I must disagree with your blantant lies regarding the above link.
With proper stavit conditioning NO ONE will ever want to be near you, let alone attempt to harm you. There is nothing better!!!!!

I must now return to my training. **eats a large stick of butter topped with chocolate**

Robert
Jim
05-Feb-2003, 10:16 PM
Robert, is it true that with full stravit training you need to have an operation prior to instructor's grade to be adorned with 'man boobs'? (Moderators please note that I did not use the more common name for this)

Pray enlighten us!
ROBERT
05-Feb-2003, 10:45 PM
No operation is necessary. You know you are a master in STAVIT only when the "man boobs" appear. You can relate it to grasping a grasshopper from you masters hand. When the "man boobs" appear, you are a master.

Please send $50 for your training.

Robert
Freeform
06-Feb-2003, 08:11 AM
Hey! Did you watch the Mpeg. He missed one of them and actually had to touch him.... disgraceful!

Col
JediMasterChris
02-May-2003, 02:37 AM
WOW ROBERT! You are an awsome stavit master! That is like the highest rank! I am only a third baseman! :mad: I'm so jealous. Yesterday I broke 3 bricks of jello with my iron pinky technique....it was wonderful and good and awsome. I will have to come to your stavit school sometime robert, where is it located?
Brad Ellin
02-May-2003, 02:49 AM
It's actually the garlic and limburger cheese sandwiches they ate before hand. But do they show you that? No.. They want to keep the secret to themselves.
YODA
15-May-2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Adam
My previous thread on this site was deleted




Hmmmmm........ maybe there was a reason for that?
Knight_Errant
30-Jun-2003, 11:43 AM
Can stavit people conduct attacks over the internet, ha ha ha?
pug32
30-Jun-2003, 12:17 PM
its home study as well! all this time i have been exercising and going the my club when i could have acheived such mystical powers without leaving my house

also someone should let them know that when the web designer put

"Include the thank you text here and explain that you will receive an email shortly"

on the site it was an instruction not the finished article :D