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YODA
14-Jan-2003, 08:55 PM
1. Sex is a beauty treatment.
Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilliser in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

-------- Sounds good to me :D

Cain
14-Jan-2003, 09:04 PM
Oh great! Now I gotta really valid reason to start talkin' with a new girl :D

|Cain|

Cain
14-Jan-2003, 09:05 PM
Or a really valid reason to take her to bed ;)

|Cain|

wayofthedragon
14-Jan-2003, 10:08 PM
hmmmm....so that explains why I'm so healthy.....

wayofthedragon
14-Jan-2003, 10:09 PM
also, having a hard time sleeping.....
just have sex, and afterward you''ll sleep like a baby.
I promise, well at least that's what my girlfriend says....

YODA
14-Jan-2003, 10:11 PM
Hey WOTD - Where have you been hiding!

Strange that this particular topic should flush you out :D

wayofthedragon
14-Jan-2003, 11:42 PM
lol................

Man, I can't seem to find a computer anywhere. It's tough especially because I'm not in college this semester to find a computer, thats ok though, more time for MA training.

I really need the internet at home:(

Acekicken
15-Jan-2003, 02:45 AM
GOTA LOVE IT
GOTA HAVE IT
AND IM RECIVING IT NOW:D

Saz
15-Jan-2003, 03:10 AM
and posting on MAP at the same time?!?

Acekicken
15-Jan-2003, 03:29 AM
Yes isn't life Grand My Wife
& i have Fun =-)

pgm316
15-Jan-2003, 08:34 AM
Is it as effective if you train alone? :p

Acekicken
15-Jan-2003, 02:56 PM
Not Sure

Spike
16-Jan-2003, 03:29 AM
"Don`t knock masturbation, it`s sex with someone I love"
Woody Allen

Togakure
22-Feb-2004, 07:29 PM
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

I can imagine it now; 'excuse me darling, you have a bit of tuna stuck in your cavity, just let me tongue it out for you.' :eek:

Adam
22-Feb-2004, 07:44 PM
Did we ever need an excuse to have copious amounts of sex? ;)

Shaolin Dragon
22-Feb-2004, 08:18 PM
I just want to know why this is in the Jokes section, when clearly it is a matter of Health & Fitness :D

amiller127
23-Feb-2004, 12:46 AM
Im sure that if there any any women on MAP who are feeling a little down, need their teeth to be a bit cleaner or need their dermititus cleared up that the majority of Male Mappers would be happy to help them out if they wish to try the sex alternative therapy to helping them out.

Purely as a matter of ensuring all the female Mappers are at the peak of health.... :Angel:

Darkflames21
23-Feb-2004, 01:10 AM
Thank you Yoda for adding sex to my training :D

Ghost Frog
24-Feb-2004, 11:10 AM
Dear Dr Yoda,

Given the risk of injury in martial arts and considering the benefits described above, do you feel that I would be better off staying at home and having sex, rather than going training?

Confused of Liverpool

DustinJolley
18-Aug-2007, 06:04 AM
I probably shouldn't admit this, but I actually enjoy masturbation, in spite of the fact that my Mormon beliefs forbid it. But then again, nobody's perfect.

DustinJolley
19-Oct-2007, 10:10 PM
I'm just kidding, actually!

Banpen Fugyo
23-Oct-2007, 05:36 AM
Oldest thread revival in history. Just to say you like to play with yourself.

Nice. ;)

Yohan
23-Oct-2007, 06:08 AM
I probably shouldn't admit this, but I actually enjoy masturbation, in spite of the fact that my Mormon beliefs forbid it. But then again, nobody's perfect.

Huh. You're probably right.