New Alcohol Labels

[YODA]

Notice : New Alcohol Labels

Due to increasing products liability litigation, alcohol manufacturers have
accepted suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately
on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are Whispering
when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over
and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning..

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can Logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have Mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of Inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you Are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible or worse bullet-proof.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may Mack you tink you can tipe real
gude.

[big e]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol gives you the ability to pull when you barf.

hehehe

[Saz]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol gives you the ability log onto MAP at 4 am and post something rude about Eskrima sticks

[big e]

Yo Kyokushin_girl
can u err direct me to this post please?

[LilBunnyRabbit]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause appearance of road construction equipment.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause jail terms.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause people viewed to appear more attractive than they actually are.

[waya]

WARNING: Beer contains Vitamin "P"

[Spike]

"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary."

If you don`t roll over in the morning and say "aw no!" they will roll over in the morning and say "aw no"