Amazing??? [Archive] - Martial Arts Planet

YODA

20-Dec-2002, 07:25 AM

Hi MAPers

What do you make of this?

Amazing Inner Power (http://www.innerpowercourse.com/amazing.htm)

http://www.innerpowercourse.com/images/foto/foto-38-big.jpg

pgm316

20-Dec-2002, 08:22 AM

http://www.innerpowercourse.com/images/foto/foto.jpg

http://www.innerpowercourse.com/images/foto/foto-8.jpg

Wow!

Maybe JKD should incorporate this amazing use of amazing in power Yoda!

:p

TkdWarrior

20-Dec-2002, 10:03 AM

Empty power... :D yeyyyyyeeeee yeyeyee...
-TkdWarrior-

Cain

20-Dec-2002, 10:14 AM

Sheesh!!! :rolleyes:

|Cain|

johndoch

20-Dec-2002, 10:30 AM

LOL, What you're seeing is the reaction that every student has when they see their courses $600 dollar bill.

YODA

20-Dec-2002, 11:39 AM

I just thought the Instructors must have REALLY bad breath :)

pgm316

20-Dec-2002, 12:27 PM

Enlightened in the ways of internal power you are.

Jim

20-Dec-2002, 08:51 PM

No, no, no... You've all got it wrong. The first pic is of the final lines of 'Hokey Pokey'

Andy Murray

21-Dec-2002, 12:13 AM

You mean you guys can't do this?

What are people getting taught these days?

We got taught it all in our first months training.

Send me a cheque for £1,000, and I'll show you how it's done.

STASH

21-Dec-2002, 07:59 PM

I say half of us kidnapp their head instructor, the other half kidnapp Antonio Noguiera...no no no...we'll be nice..hmmm, Tito Ortiz instead. Then we make them fight eachother on the street.

Geez...tough call, who do you think would win and how? :D

YODA

21-Dec-2002, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by STASH
I say half of us kidnapp their head instructor, the other half kidnapp Antonio Noguiera...no no no...we'll be nice..hmmm, Tito Ortiz instead. Then we make them fight eachother on the street.

Geez...tough call, who do you think would win and how? :D

No, no ....

I'll go and kidnap their leader on my own. YOU can ALL go and try to kidnap Tito :D

STASH

21-Dec-2002, 10:14 PM

It was my idea, therefore i'm assuming the position of mission commander. :)

I've thought about this for a while. Yoda, youre brave for offering to capture their leader but I dont want you to hurt yourself or anything, I dont think youre quite ready for the challenge. ;)

I have an easier task for you, I want you to assemble an elite team of MAP members and kidnapp ALL of TEAM PUNISHMENT including Ortiz! Who will join Yoda in this quest?

Andrew Green

22-Dec-2002, 12:51 AM

HA! Team Punishment no longer exists, we can do it!

(except for the Ortiz part ;)

Andy Murray

22-Dec-2002, 12:54 AM

Ortiz is a fairy......I'll hide his Talc, then Judo Chop him to death while he struggles into his Lycra :)

STASH

22-Dec-2002, 03:52 AM

Originally posted by Andy Murray
Ortiz is a fairy......I'll hide his Talc, then Judo Chop him to death while he struggles into his Lycra :)

NO NO NO, Andy we cant kill him! Remember, we want him alive so that he can fight the ever so amazing internal power leader. Hows he gonna fight him when he's dead???

Cain

22-Dec-2002, 05:05 AM

Well STASH why don't you fight him :D

|Cain|

YODA

22-Dec-2002, 10:27 AM

I'll fight him :p

STASH

22-Dec-2002, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by cain_charlie
Well STASH why don't you fight him :D

|Cain|

HAHA, thats actually a really good suggestion. Hmmmmm.......

Cain

22-Dec-2002, 06:25 PM

And don't u two guys end up fighting each other if he suckers both of u :D

|Cain|

Cain

22-Dec-2002, 06:29 PM

In case if he does I will finish what's left of him :D

|Cain|

HKD

14-Mar-2003, 01:52 PM

i can do that after a big bowl of beans and so can U.

Knight_Errant

22-Jun-2003, 05:52 PM

I volunteer my swordarm for this noble quest! Maybe we could sneak up on 'em real quiet like, knock em' out, tie them up and bring them in the back of a truck?
How's he gonna fight him when he's dead?
I'd laugh, but the guy would probably claim that he could...

Nimrook

29-Jul-2003, 04:53 AM

I don't know about Tito being a wuss, he was Tanks full contact training partner. A job I must admit that I do not envy

booksie_girl

29-Jul-2003, 06:26 AM

Now now boys, exactly how do you think that you're going to attack him? You do know that he can attack/knock you down without toughingyou. In fact a master like him can probably knock you down right now wherever you are, withougt even exerting himself, if he could be bothered becoming involved in pathetic little squabbles like this. Oh ye of little faith?

You have much to learn in the mystic arts.

:D:D:D

teacher

29-Jul-2003, 08:07 PM

Booksie must be right I was about to join in the fun when I was hurled out of my chair by some unseen force. Just as I was bending over for my 6th can of beer. It's scary the power they have.