YODA
19-Dec-2002, 09:17 PM
Confucious say:
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails
Panties not best thing on earth but next to it
War does not determine who's right, war determine who's left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
Man who lives in glass house should change in basement
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
He who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails
Panties not best thing on earth but next to it
War does not determine who's right, war determine who's left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
Man who lives in glass house should change in basement
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
He who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly