YODA
05-Dec-2002, 05:21 PM
Sean Connery has been quiet of late, having done no work in quite a
while. So he decides to phone his agent and find out what sort of jobs
are going.
The agent says that he'll make a few enquiries, but he isn't sure that
there is much call for aging Scots actors, even of Sean's stature.
The next day, the agent calls back and says "Sean, I have great news. I
have found you a job. It's not great, but it's a start"
"What ish it?" asks Sean
"Its an advertisement for television. The producer is keen to meet you.
You have to be there for ten-ish."
"Tennish?" says Sean "But I don't have a racquet."
while. So he decides to phone his agent and find out what sort of jobs
are going.
The agent says that he'll make a few enquiries, but he isn't sure that
there is much call for aging Scots actors, even of Sean's stature.
The next day, the agent calls back and says "Sean, I have great news. I
have found you a job. It's not great, but it's a start"
"What ish it?" asks Sean
"Its an advertisement for television. The producer is keen to meet you.
You have to be there for ten-ish."
"Tennish?" says Sean "But I don't have a racquet."