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TkdWarrior
04-Dec-2002, 01:40 PM
I guess some of you know this but...

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

1) Thatīs not right ........................ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP............................... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum ***

5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? ................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table ...... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ............. Chin Tu Fat

9) Itīs very dark in here ................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Munching?


11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo

14) Heīs cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
happy learning
-TkdWarrior-

YODA
04-Dec-2002, 02:06 PM
Hmmmmm........... some things are funny.

Some things are not.

I think if I where Chinese I may take offence at that.

wayofthedragon
04-Dec-2002, 07:59 PM
LoL....

If I were chinese I'd laugh my ass off......

Then have you assasinated by the triads

LoL

;)

Spike
04-Dec-2002, 10:01 PM
That`s harsh but fair WOTD

morphus
04-Dec-2002, 10:21 PM
I found this one (could be taken as offensive - but there you go)

How hi's a Chinaman



Answers on on post card to............................

big e
09-Dec-2002, 01:18 PM
How hi's a Chinaman

Answers on on post card to............................


hello how hi
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and answers to what?

pgm316
09-Dec-2002, 01:26 PM
Did anybody watch 7 years in Tibet saturday night?