12 Step Program

[YODA]

12 STEP PROGRAM OF RECOVERY FOR WEB ADDICTS

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.

7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.

8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

[Cain]

Umm....sorry I can't obey thos rules 'cause me be too corrupt :D
|Cain|

[wayofthedragon]

Hmmmm....I wonder if it could work for me:confused:

[Spike]

13) I will buy porn mags to completely negate any hold the Web had over me.

[YODA]

porn mags

What are they?

[TkdWarrior]

u forgot to count Bathing yoda :D ;)
damn i'll hav to try all those ...
i don't even remember if i hav relatives or not? :confused:
-TkdWarrior-

[KarateKid1975]

<1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.>

What newspaper???? I read the news on the web.

<2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.>

OMG!!! No way! I got so good at typing and eating at the same time. It's a talent ;)

<3) I will get dressed before noon.>

Yea right.

<4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.>

I do once a week. And that's AFTER I check my email and the forum.

<5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.>

There's only one person in my family who doesn't use a computer.

<6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.>

Just my boss when I call out LOL

<7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.>

Only when I get the latest Blackbelt or TKD Times mags.

<8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.>

I just nod to my honey like I'm listening, but I'm not (till I get done with emails).

<9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.>

I watch TV and play on the web at the same time. I never remeber what I'm watching, though.

<10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.>

Just for TKD class (three times a week .... fun .... and work .... yuk)

<1) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.>

What checkbook? I keep my account in order on the web (my bank as a site for that).

<12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Web will always be there tomorrow! >

But, but ....... just one more post!!! Pul-eeeeeze!

[big e]

porn mags

there 1 of those things ste an rick made me buy at the garage in edinborough