Top Ten Reasons for Studying the Martial Arts

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Top Ten Reasons for Studying the Martial Arts



10) Broken masonry makes great drainage for potted plants.

9) Get beaten up by people half your size and twice your age.

8) Never run out of kindling wood again.

7) No need to wonder what belt to wear.

6) Get to be on first name basis with the Emergency Room staff.

5) These uniforms make nice pajamas.

4) Never need to wonder why it's hard to get up in the morning.

3) Get to appreciate the finer points of Chuck Norris' acting.

2) Learn to count to 10 in 3 different Asian languages.

And the top reason for studying martial arts:

1) (Tie) Get to star in Ginsu commercials. /
Three words: free nose job.

[wayofthedragon]

The bullies made me do it............

Really!!!!!!

:D

;)

[KarateKid1975]

< 8) Never run out of kindling wood again.>

Hehehehehe This is totally true for me. I have a woodburner to heat the house. At tests, and breaking clinics, we load up on the free wood :D Plus what ever "breaking practice" my honey and I do at home :D

<7) No need to wonder what belt to wear.>

I don't wear one other than TKD.

<6) Get to be on first name basis with the Emergency Room staff.>

I didn't get to this point yet LOL

<5) These uniforms make nice pajamas.>

They do. I get home from TKD, remove my belt, then go to bed :D I don't bother changing LOL.

<4) Never need to wonder why it's hard to get up in the morning.>

Specially after a hard sparring class the night before :(

<2) Learn to count to 10 in 3 different Asian languages.>

I just know Korean so far :)

Here's another one for ya. Get to beat on someone without getting arrested (I made that one up hehehehe).

[Fire_Wings]

HaHaHA I used to know like.... 3 phrases in Japaneese but I forgott them since we started MMA.... :confused:

[47Ronin]

Thats pretty good.