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YODA
18-Nov-2002, 11:07 PM
A guy walks into a doctor's office with a lettuce leaf sticking out of his ass.

Doctor says, "Hmmmm, that's strange."

The guy replies, "That's just the tip of the iceberg."
wayofthedragon
18-Nov-2002, 11:49 PM
:eek:
Spike
19-Nov-2002, 01:04 AM
A guy wakes up in Hospital and says "Doctor, I can`t feel my legs" the Doctor says "Don`t worry that`s because we cut your arms off"
big e
21-Nov-2002, 08:07 AM
lame
wayofthedragon
21-Nov-2002, 08:20 AM
ahhh...I get it:D

get this

A guy wakes up in the hospital and says "I can't see"
The doctor then says "We have a bandaid over your eyes"

LOL
big e
21-Nov-2002, 08:26 AM
lol
YODA
21-Nov-2002, 08:36 AM
err....... ha ha .... hardy ha ha ha (I think)
YODA
21-Nov-2002, 08:37 AM
Whatcha call a Fish with no eye?


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FSH

:D
Cain
21-Nov-2002, 08:38 AM
LOL!!!
|Cain|
big e
21-Nov-2002, 08:45 AM
Q. what do ya call a man with a spade on his head
A. Doug

Q. What do ya call a man without a spade on his head
A. Dougless
morphus
21-Nov-2002, 10:07 PM
Bus has broken down and the drivers having look at the engine with the conductor looking on - conductor says "do you wanna screwdriver?"
Driver says "leave it out we're 10 minutes late as it is"

you see the driver thought ..................oh never mind!

Ha.....ha....ha...............
YODA
21-Nov-2002, 10:09 PM
Whatcha call a blind deer?

--- No idea :D

Whatcha call a blind deer with no legs?

--- Still no idea :D
fluffydoc
22-Nov-2002, 02:35 PM
Did you hear about the magic tractor? - it went down the road and turned into a field.

This is the crap joke thread isn't it?
wayofthedragon
22-Nov-2002, 05:04 PM
Two guys went down town to buy a mule....
They got a jack ass instead:D
morphus
22-Nov-2002, 11:52 PM
what does a snail say when riding on a tortoises back.....................SLOW DOWN...WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
morphus
23-Nov-2002, 03:49 PM
Man walking down street with a girl on his back, meets friend, friend says "wot u doing with that girl on your back?"
man says "i'm off to a fancy dress party"
friend says "wot r u going as?"(looking confused)
man says "a turtle"
friend says "oh - but why the girl on your back?"
man says " this is michelle"

you see........mi..shell.........ohhhhrrr forget it!:D
Brad Ellin
30-Nov-2002, 10:35 PM
WHat do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't really matter does it? He's not going to come when you call him anyway...
But I did have one and named him Cigarette, because I took him out for a drag everyonce and awhile.