YODA
15-Nov-2002, 05:37 PM
BE A KID AGAIN....
Give yourself a gold star for verything you do today.
Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces
Sing into your hairbrush
Grow a milk mustache
Smile back at the man in the moon
Read the funnies Throw the rest of the paper away
Dunk your cookies
Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach
Step carefully over sidewalk cracks
Change into some play clothes
Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich
Have a staring contest with your cat
Eat ice cream for breakfast
Kiss a frog just in case
Give someone a "Hug-around-the-neck"
Blow the wrapper off a straw
Refuse to eat crusts
Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no"
Watch TV in your pajamas
Ask "Why?" a lot
Believe in fairy tales
Eat dessert first
Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants
even if they don't match
Sneak some frosting off a cake
Refuse to back down in a "did vs. did-not argument"
Do a cartwheel
Get someone to buy you something you don't really need
Hide your vegetables under your napkin
Stay up past your bedtime
Whatever you're doing, stop once in a while for recess
Wear red gym shoes
Make a "slurpy" sound with your straw when you get to
the bottom of a milkshake
Sit really still for as long as the dog is asleep in your lap
Put way too much sugar on your cereal
Play a song you like really loud, over and over
Find some pretty stones and save them
Let the string all the way out on your kite
Walk barefoot in wet grass
Giggle at nude statues in a museum
Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner
Count the colors in a rainbow
Fuss a little, then take a nap
Take a running jump over a big puddle
Make a clover chain for someone you really "like-like"
Stir ice-cream flavors together
Do thattap-someone-on-the-shoulder-while-you-stand-on-their-
opposite-side-and-they-turn-around-and-no-one's-there thing
Wear a ball cap backwards
Say "duh" when stuff is obvious
Throw something and when it lands make a cool exploding bomb noise
Put an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out,
and smile at people
Try to eat all the chocolate off a peanut butter cup
Every time someone says "See you later" say "Not if I see
you first" or "thanks for the warning" then laugh real hard
Whistle the theme from your favorite TV show all day
Help your salt-and-pepper shakers talk to each other
in high, squeaky voices
Squish some mud between your toes
Stay up late watching scary movies
Buy yourself a helium balloon
Ride a roller coaster two times in a row
Eat peanut butter straight out of the jar
Make a smiley face with your bacon and eggs
Run through the sprinkler with all your clothes on
Lick all the ice cream out of an ice cream sandwich
before you eat the sandwich part
Look down as you walk and hope to find money
Practice whistling through your teeth
Eat cereal any ol' time of the day you feel like it
Yell out "opposite day!" then tell someone they're really smart
Wear a bubble gum machine ring
Watch a lot of TV and don't feel guilty about it
Skip a stone across a pond
Make somebody laugh just when they start to drink something
Eat just the chocolate stripe out of your Neapolitan ice cream
Ask to be excused
Chew bubble gum
Spin the stem of an apple to see what letter it comes out on
Start thinking now about what you want for your next birthday
Sing to yourself all day
Talk to your invisible friend
Play with your younger siblings toys
Stick your hand in the fish bowl, try to catch one...
Draw a gang of "stick-figure" persons, and call it
your family!!!
Color in your favorite coloring book with your really cool
box of 144 crayons with the neato crayon sharpener
Finger-paint and make a really big mess
Buy pajamas with feet
Get the giggles and laugh until it hurts
Ask someone if they like "see-food"
Stick your tongue out and sing "nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah" to those jerks
Get up early just to watch Saturday morning cartoons.
Color in your favorite coloring book
Eat food with your fingers.
Find some Matchbox cars and have a race -- you push both cars
Try to style Barbie's hair some way that actually looks nice
Avoid the opposite sex at all cost on account of "cooties"
Scream at cars passing by on the street, asking if they watch "The Elephant Show"
Wave at the drivers in the cars behind you
Climb in and out of the windows of cars, just like they did in Dukes of Hazard
Play dress up complete with costume jewelry, shoes that don't fit, and an enormous hat that looks ridiculous;
then go to lunch like that.
Stick your head out the car window and moo if you see a cow.
Give yourself a gold star for verything you do today.
Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces
Sing into your hairbrush
Grow a milk mustache
Smile back at the man in the moon
Read the funnies Throw the rest of the paper away
Dunk your cookies
Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach
Step carefully over sidewalk cracks
Change into some play clothes
Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich
Have a staring contest with your cat
Eat ice cream for breakfast
Kiss a frog just in case
Give someone a "Hug-around-the-neck"
Blow the wrapper off a straw
Refuse to eat crusts
Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no"
Watch TV in your pajamas
Ask "Why?" a lot
Believe in fairy tales
Eat dessert first
Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants
even if they don't match
Sneak some frosting off a cake
Refuse to back down in a "did vs. did-not argument"
Do a cartwheel
Get someone to buy you something you don't really need
Hide your vegetables under your napkin
Stay up past your bedtime
Whatever you're doing, stop once in a while for recess
Wear red gym shoes
Make a "slurpy" sound with your straw when you get to
the bottom of a milkshake
Sit really still for as long as the dog is asleep in your lap
Put way too much sugar on your cereal
Play a song you like really loud, over and over
Find some pretty stones and save them
Let the string all the way out on your kite
Walk barefoot in wet grass
Giggle at nude statues in a museum
Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner
Count the colors in a rainbow
Fuss a little, then take a nap
Take a running jump over a big puddle
Make a clover chain for someone you really "like-like"
Stir ice-cream flavors together
Do thattap-someone-on-the-shoulder-while-you-stand-on-their-
opposite-side-and-they-turn-around-and-no-one's-there thing
Wear a ball cap backwards
Say "duh" when stuff is obvious
Throw something and when it lands make a cool exploding bomb noise
Put an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out,
and smile at people
Try to eat all the chocolate off a peanut butter cup
Every time someone says "See you later" say "Not if I see
you first" or "thanks for the warning" then laugh real hard
Whistle the theme from your favorite TV show all day
Help your salt-and-pepper shakers talk to each other
in high, squeaky voices
Squish some mud between your toes
Stay up late watching scary movies
Buy yourself a helium balloon
Ride a roller coaster two times in a row
Eat peanut butter straight out of the jar
Make a smiley face with your bacon and eggs
Run through the sprinkler with all your clothes on
Lick all the ice cream out of an ice cream sandwich
before you eat the sandwich part
Look down as you walk and hope to find money
Practice whistling through your teeth
Eat cereal any ol' time of the day you feel like it
Yell out "opposite day!" then tell someone they're really smart
Wear a bubble gum machine ring
Watch a lot of TV and don't feel guilty about it
Skip a stone across a pond
Make somebody laugh just when they start to drink something
Eat just the chocolate stripe out of your Neapolitan ice cream
Ask to be excused
Chew bubble gum
Spin the stem of an apple to see what letter it comes out on
Start thinking now about what you want for your next birthday
Sing to yourself all day
Talk to your invisible friend
Play with your younger siblings toys
Stick your hand in the fish bowl, try to catch one...
Draw a gang of "stick-figure" persons, and call it
your family!!!
Color in your favorite coloring book with your really cool
box of 144 crayons with the neato crayon sharpener
Finger-paint and make a really big mess
Buy pajamas with feet
Get the giggles and laugh until it hurts
Ask someone if they like "see-food"
Stick your tongue out and sing "nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah" to those jerks
Get up early just to watch Saturday morning cartoons.
Color in your favorite coloring book
Eat food with your fingers.
Find some Matchbox cars and have a race -- you push both cars
Try to style Barbie's hair some way that actually looks nice
Avoid the opposite sex at all cost on account of "cooties"
Scream at cars passing by on the street, asking if they watch "The Elephant Show"
Wave at the drivers in the cars behind you
Climb in and out of the windows of cars, just like they did in Dukes of Hazard
Play dress up complete with costume jewelry, shoes that don't fit, and an enormous hat that looks ridiculous;
then go to lunch like that.
Stick your head out the car window and moo if you see a cow.