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ladyhawk
12-Nov-2002, 06:14 PM
http://www.employees.org/~slim/MAHumor/stick.gif
Cain
12-Nov-2002, 06:19 PM
LOL good one :D
but would have been better in the jokes forum
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ladyhawk
12-Nov-2002, 08:23 PM
Oppps! Can someone please move it for me, thanks.
Cain
12-Nov-2002, 08:35 PM
Hmm....You will have to ask Mad Mel The Supermod about that :D
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Spike
13-Nov-2002, 12:18 AM
Obviously the little guy hadn`t gotten to the appropriate level where his Sifu taught him bullet time
Andy Murray
13-Nov-2002, 12:48 AM
It's moved. Easy Peasy!
Dragon_Princess
13-Nov-2002, 04:51 AM
lol...good one.

*view again*
YODA
13-Nov-2002, 07:33 AM
Bullet time?

Do I detect a fellow Max Payne adict in our midst???
Cain
13-Nov-2002, 08:02 AM
You just got another one Yoda and that's me :D
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kickass
13-Nov-2004, 11:45 PM
yay! i love max payne, then again i love almost anything in the media alluding to the "one man army" archetype
Cougar_v203
17-Nov-2004, 03:58 PM
Max Payne Sucks :D *runsaway* well, the second to me did
kickass
17-Nov-2004, 10:42 PM
*chases cougar* :D
TheMightyMcClaw
22-Nov-2004, 01:27 AM
A REAL martial artist would have cought the bullet in his teeth and spat it back five times as fast. :woo:

Clearly, that guy just didn't know what he was doing. :p
Chingmann
22-Nov-2004, 07:21 PM
A REAL martial artist would have cought the bullet in his teeth and spat it back five times as fast. :woo:

Clearly, that guy just didn't know what he was doing. :p

What ever!!! A REAL martial artist would have caught the bullet in his teeth, chewed it like lightening and turned it into a million bullet splinters, THEN spat it back five times as fast. :woo:
Cougar_v203
23-Nov-2004, 04:13 PM
hahahahaha!! Kickass can't catch me *turns on his nos system and goes zoom zoom* :D *then gets caught by the police* :( :cry:
kickass
25-Nov-2004, 06:45 PM
*laughs as the police take cougar away* :D

i think you guys are mistaken, a REAL martial artist would do Qigong to deflect the bullet.
firesprite
27-Nov-2004, 02:49 AM
no your all wrong A REAL martial artist would put their hand up and it would stop. Or maybe thats just the matrix...
NeonxBurst
28-Nov-2004, 06:20 PM
I got an idea, you guys try your ideas, and I'll just stay away from people with guns.
kickass
28-Nov-2004, 09:44 PM
I got an idea, you guys try your ideas, and I'll just stay away from people with guns.

:eek: but wheres the fun in that
Chingmann
28-Nov-2004, 11:30 PM
I got an idea, you guys try your ideas, and I'll just stay away from people with guns.

Yeah!!! >.< Everything must be proven. The ideas here are all gold. *Does Qigong excercises :yeleyes: * 'ok, someone shoot me :woo:
kickass
01-Dec-2004, 03:37 AM
ok, heres the plan:
neonxburst shoots chingmann who deflects to themightymcclaw who catches it with his teeth and spits it back to me. i will also catch it with my teeth and chew it up to bullet splinters and shoot it into the air. ladycalynne will then do taichi exercises and use the chi emanating from her hands to stop the bullet splinters in midair before they hit us.
agreed?