View Full Version : Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
YODA
07-Nov-2002, 04:48 PM
A few crumbs short of a crouton.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few peas short of a casserole.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck
All foam, no beer.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Has the intelligence of a Carrot
LilBunnyRabbit
07-Nov-2002, 06:20 PM
A student short of a school.
His elevator doesn't reach the top floor.
A belt short of a do-bok.
His hamster's died.
A technique short of a combination.
Too many punches, not enough blocks.
A kiyap short of a pattern.
morphus
07-Nov-2002, 06:41 PM
A stick short of a bundle.
The lights are on but theres no-one in.
Not the full quid
A can short a six pack
Thick as two short planks
Off subject - Hard lines said the man who fell off the back of the train - i just like that saying!
YODA
07-Nov-2002, 10:20 PM
My favourite (not on the list) is ....
If his brains where made from dynamite he wouldn't have enough to part his fringe.
LOL! :D
One card short of a deck.
A sandwich short of a picnic.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, then they must be invincible.
And my favourite....
Couldn't organise a p*ss up in a brewery
Andy Murray
08-Nov-2002, 12:23 AM
Bright as a sh*te
Head full of glass
Sharp as a cricket bat....
A Kangaroo loose in the top paddock,
Had all of the others used on me at one stage or another ;)
Dragon_Princess
12-Nov-2002, 04:36 AM
Forgot to pay her brain bill
lmao...i definitely gotta use this one.
wayofthedragon
18-Nov-2002, 01:44 AM
Some people are wise and some are otherwise.
:D
Brad Ellin
29-Nov-2002, 03:13 AM
I.Q. of a soap bubble... Oh wait, not fair to the soap bubble
Darzeka
29-Nov-2002, 02:27 PM
Would lose a battle of wits with a stuffed Iguana
cyclepath
30-Nov-2002, 11:39 AM
Slightly off topic but my favourite for an ugly person,
Looks like his/her face was on fire and someone put it out with a shovel.
thiaboxr2
27-Oct-2003, 03:14 AM
He couldn't count his b**ls and get the same number twice!
He couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
If he had twice as much brains, he'd be half wit.
Maximicus
29-Oct-2003, 12:45 AM
A few dollars short of a nickel.
Fuzzy Panther
30-Oct-2003, 03:05 PM
The hotel of his mind has many vacancies. :D
Fuzzy Panther
:Angel:
Knight_Errant
30-Oct-2003, 08:15 PM
who're you all talking about? :???:
tai-gip
30-Oct-2003, 08:36 PM
they have the iq of a moderator
a couple of mappers short of a forum
ive seen smarter comments from yoda
now Andy could get away with that comment because we know he's damaged but you ..get out
where you born or created
why bother
yes officer yes thats correct
yes your honour yes thats correct
are you copying George Bush
trying to find intelligence in your head is like looking for chemical weapons in iraq
do you go to school with ckd
was your mumma also your sister
are you tasmanian
:D
booksie_girl
31-Oct-2003, 09:53 AM
somebodys gonna be in trouble (repeat endlessly)
I love it. Hmmm, oh yes
His ancestors were standing behind the proverbial door when brains were handed out.
Kinjiro Tsukasa
31-Oct-2003, 10:56 AM
When God was handing out brains, he was at the end of the line.
She has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like this guy just gargled.
Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe
Knight_Errant
31-Oct-2003, 06:54 PM
they have the iq of a moderator
Ban him! Ban him now! :D
Pots and Kettles TG, Pots and Kettles...
Your comments are a touch personal there. The mods here have been very patient with you during your time here, allowing you to stay when others have been calling for your head. If you really dislike us that much, there are other forums you can use.
Remember, this is a jokes thread, for funny posts. Getting personal isn't funny, its just unimaginative.
KenpoDavid
31-Oct-2003, 07:28 PM
"dumb as a bag of hammers"
KenpoDavid
31-Oct-2003, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by Kgirl
Pots and Kettles TG, Pots and Kettles...
Your comments are a touch personal there. The mods here have been very patient with you during your time here, allowing you to stay when others have been calling for your head. If you really dislike us that much, there are other forums you can use.
Remember, this is a jokes thread, for funny posts. Getting personal isn't funny, its just unimaginative.
given that this is the JOKES forum, I took his post as a JOKE. Why are you taking that so personally?
Knight_Errant
31-Oct-2003, 08:04 PM
Because we don't like him :D
Terry Matthes
31-Oct-2003, 08:47 PM
"not the shinyest penny in the fountain"
"he went to school on the short bus"
Cougar_v203
02-Nov-2003, 02:51 AM
hi edd..
Kanja
02-Nov-2003, 12:08 PM
i am smarter then you
semphoon
02-Nov-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Yoda
the wheel's spinning but the hamster is dead
LOL! I've never heard that one before:D
When God was giving out brains, you thought He said "trains" and you asked for a slow one.
YODA
02-Nov-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by tai-gip
they have the iq of a moderator
a couple of mappers short of a forum
ive seen smarter comments from yoda
now Andy could get away with that comment because we know he's damaged but you ..get out
where you born or created
why bother
yes officer yes thats correct
yes your honour yes thats correct
are you copying George Bush
trying to find intelligence in your head is like looking for chemical weapons in iraq
do you go to school with ckd
was your mumma also your sister
are you tasmanian
:D
Bwaahahaha :D
Must - resist - ban - button :p
Cain
02-Nov-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by YODA
Bwaahahaha :D
Must - resist - ban - button :p
*Gives Yoda a nudge hoping the finger will slip*
And stay away from the cain button!!! :D
|Cain|
Knight_Errant
02-Nov-2003, 04:18 PM
Use it! Use it! You may never get another chance!
Cain
02-Nov-2003, 04:20 PM
yeah - maybe we should have a poll or something ;)
|Cain|
YODA
02-Nov-2003, 04:20 PM
LOL! This is a joke thread - that would be a blatant mis-use of power - something I could NEVER condone :Angel:
Knight_Errant
02-Nov-2003, 04:24 PM
Yeah! A joke at your expense! BAN him! :D
Cain
02-Nov-2003, 04:25 PM
Gee, c'mon - bring out the "saddam" in you....
why have power if you can't abuse it?
Just messing :D
|Cain|
Cougar_v203
02-Nov-2003, 07:59 PM
*moshes everyone and accidently hits the "ban cain" button*
tai-gip
02-Nov-2003, 08:27 PM
i throw my self on the mercy of the court
plus i know you all love me
caring is sharing and when you tell me you think im an idiot i know it means you love me
especialy you knight errant
when the idea light went on above bobs head there was just a dull click and no light but still he continued to talk...
Knight_Errant
02-Nov-2003, 08:52 PM
Yeah, yeah, Gip, I love you really.
I love the way you post BS and make me sick of life.
I love the way you obviously have troubles with the wife.
I love the way you're smug about it afterwards and make me want to hit you...
I also love the way you troll you little rabbit, you...
tai-gip
02-Nov-2003, 09:10 PM
understanding is a matter of knowing ...... i know very little and understand even less
he makes coffee without the water
where's bob... i dont know he said he was running home from work yesterday...but he lives upstairs ...i know
you live in Wales right ?
cheuqe please
what do ..YOU.. get when you add 1 and 1
please for the love of everything good in life please dont have children
ahh i see so your names ben
yes my eyebrows are different to ( said to a brother who spends half an hour screaming at you about how important it is that his eyebrows are different only to notice yours are to which causes him to stop screaming and to instead rock back and forth humming...true storey)
you really are an empty vessel arnt you
if you knew how you sound youd shut up
how much will it cost me to make you go away...
editors note tai-gip has had about 7 hours sleep in the last three days and i miss you all terribly:)
ohh so because you havnt heard about it or dont believe it it musnt be true..
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