Types of Farters - which are YOU?

[YODA]

DISHONEST FARTERS
* They who fart and then blame the dog.

FOOLISH FARTERS
* They who keep their farts inside.

PROMPT FARTERS
* They who always have a fart ready.

MISERABLE FARTERS
* They who cannot fart.

STRATEGIC FARTERS
* They who fart and cough at the same time.

DISAPPOINTED FARTERS
* Those whose farts do not emit odor.

ACUTE FARTERS
* Those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet.

MEAN FARTERS
* Those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse - this is not recommended).

VAIN FARTERS
* They who love the smell of their own farts.

AMIABLE FARTERS
* They who love the smell of others farts.

CONFIDENT FARTERS
* They who let out really loud farts.

SHY FARTERS
* Those who let out silent farts.

SCIENTIFIC FARTERS
* Those who bottle their own farts.

UNFORTUNATE FARTERS
* Those who start to fart but poop instead.

NERVOUS FARTERS
* Those who stop in mid fart.

HONEST FARTERS
* They who confess to the fart.

JEALOUS FARTERS
* They who claim the farts of others.

INSECURE FARTERS
* They who compare their fart quality to others.

THE FARTERS FARTER
* Those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles.

[Andy Murray]

My abilities in this field are legend Dave, and the shockwaves have recently been felt as far away as Manchester.

A quality botty burp has to have many qualities, flavour & texture are important, not just the sound!

Wassat? Somebodies hacked Daves password and he's not actually posted this?

[YODA]

LOL!

Nope - It's me :D

Still here - still fumigating the lounge after a certain MAPer of scotich decent spent the night trumping the night away :D

[Andy Murray]

As Greyghost will testify though, this is a favourite sparring technique of mine!

Drop a silent one while sparring, give ground to your opponent, and hit em hard when the gag reflex kicks in!

[wayofthedragon]

As for me, my farting techniques are very unique and very rare. For instance, I can build up enough gas in one hour to..........never mind. I'm sure you don't want to hear about this:D

[Joseki]

sorry to say a mean nasty green farting machine on my good days bad days loud and proud or silent but violent depends on my mood........