Cain
29-Oct-2002, 09:46 AM
Hehe maybe a spell error in the subject but anyway check out this site, Tkdwarrior and I laughed our asses off on this one
http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_school/ninja_cold_hard_facts.shtml
here are some of the best quotes
Ninja don't get along with golfers. Golfers are the devil.
Ninja never wear headbands with "ninja" printed on them.
Ninja can change clothes in 1 second.
Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
Ninja invented the internet.
Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers
Female ninja are very cool and always welcome to ninja parties.
and another link
http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_school/ninja_wisdom.shtml
best quotes-
Ninja -
Never enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
Always carry a spare ninja uniform. You never know when you will need to change into something less dirty in mid- battle.
Never store shuriken in your underwear.
Simple way to tell what time it is without a clock is to call the local phone operator and ask them. Simple, but effective. Don't tell them your name.
Always use your ninja names when speaking to each other in battle. Don't let sneaky golfers listen in to your conversations and wreck your plans.
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http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_school/ninja_cold_hard_facts.shtml
here are some of the best quotes
Ninja don't get along with golfers. Golfers are the devil.
Ninja never wear headbands with "ninja" printed on them.
Ninja can change clothes in 1 second.
Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
Ninja invented the internet.
Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers
Female ninja are very cool and always welcome to ninja parties.
and another link
http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_school/ninja_wisdom.shtml
best quotes-
Ninja -
Never enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
Always carry a spare ninja uniform. You never know when you will need to change into something less dirty in mid- battle.
Never store shuriken in your underwear.
Simple way to tell what time it is without a clock is to call the local phone operator and ask them. Simple, but effective. Don't tell them your name.
Always use your ninja names when speaking to each other in battle. Don't let sneaky golfers listen in to your conversations and wreck your plans.
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